[ SECRET POST #5207 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5207 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[Randy Orton]


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[Rush (2013)]


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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I always thought that the painting of Anne looked really pretty tbh, and ia with the other commenter that it was probably really a case of Henry being cranky about her not swooning over him immediately, as opposed to him legit thinking she was ugly. Elizabeth Woodville looks ok in her portrait, though she would probably look prettier to modern eyes if not for the weird super-high-forehead-plucking thing that was in vogue in that era. Her dress is pretty sweet, I would wear that.

and yeah, in general, I always wonder what "super hot" historical figures really looked like, or if people whose portraits weren't so great actually looked better than that irl. For example, Mary Queen of Scots' husband Darnley was supposed to be the hottest thing on two legs in Scotland at the time, but his portraits do NOT give that impression at all, at least to my eyes.

[(Anonymous)]

yeah like absolutely none of Philip the Handsome’s portraits look handsome, so HOW did he get that nickname? Why on earth was Juana of Castille so obsessed with him? Was he really so hot he had women falling all over the place to get to him or was the allure of being the mistress of the future Holy Roman Emperor that strong?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my lord, you weren’t kidding! No, the child in adult drag doesn’t look very tuckahoe to me either

[(Anonymous)]

*fuckable