fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #756 ]

⌈ Secret Post #756 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

101.

[Keith Olbermann]

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102.

[Pygmalion]

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103.

[Terrance Zdunich, Alexa Vega, Darren Bousman, Repo! The Genetic Opera]

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104.

[Nathaniel Grasion: Anita Blake Vampire Hunter, Duo Maxwell:Gundam Wing]

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105.

[World of Warcraft]

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106.

[Evangeline Lily]

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107.

[Dennou Coil]

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108.

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109.

[24]

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111.

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112.

[Lewis Black]

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113.

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117.

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118.

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119.

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120.

[Harry Potter/Minerva McGonnagall]

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121.

[Battlestar Galactica]

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122.

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123.

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124.

[Maria†Holic]

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125.

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126.

[Merlin]

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127.

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128.

[Fairy Tail]

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129.

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130.

[Vocaloids]

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131.

[Married with Children]

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132.

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133.

[David Cronenberg and Viggo Mortensen]

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134.

[Paul Magrs]

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135.

[Little Miss Sunshine]

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137. [posted twice]

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138.

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139. [repeat]

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143.

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144.

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147.

[Lunia Online]

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148.

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149.

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150.

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151.

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152.

[Gossip Girl]

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153.

[Evil Dead/Re-Animator]

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154.

[Tale of Despereaux]

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155.

[Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel]

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156.

[Brock, Pokemon]

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157.

[Weeds]

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158.

[TWEWY]

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159.

[Pirates of the Caribbean]

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160.

[Heidi Blickenstaff, Susan Blackwell, the [title of show] show]

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161.

[20th Century Boys]

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162.

[NPR: Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!]

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163.

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164.

[Evangelion, Shinji]

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165.

[Kodomo no Jikan (Nymphet)]

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166.

[Big Bang Theory]

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167.

[Alan Shore (Boston Legal, The Practice)]

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168.

[Joss Whedon]

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169.

not a secret
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too big
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repeat
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doing it wrong
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Uhm, I think you overidentify with a piece of fiction too much. Your guy obviously suffered from some serious form of psychosis to think that he was a vampire and if he surrounded himself with people who supported him in that delusion.

While the Twilight characters are very creepy in their own way, they're fictional and so they can get away with actually being vampires.

So come back with your advice regarding real life Edwards when your ex stalked you, crept into your bedroom at night to watch you sleep before you were actually dating, disable your car to stop you from seeing your friends, tried to kill himself when he thought you were dead, asked you to marry him before you were out of high school and then never slept with you because he didn't want to ruin your virtue.

It's a tall order of weird creepsterness that hypothetical ex has to fulfill.

Maybe I read it wrong, but I don't think OP's ex literally thought he was a vampire. Maybe I just assumed it was a joke he was taking down the wrong path. Could be wrong.

But the secret wasn't about the ex pretending to be a vampire, it was about his acting like Edward. I've never dated one, but I have had to deal with people who constantly talk about how they don't deserve anything and how you'd be better off without them to fish for affirmation and guilt the people around them into putting up with their bullshit. When RL!Edwards pull the "Stay away from me, I'm bad for you" card, that's often what's really going on, not the oh-so-deep concern Bella saw.

Creepiness isn't a pissing contest, anon. A guy doesn't have to steal his girlfriend's truck engine to be an abusive manipulator.

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