111 -- A shame. Liking serial killers is totally in now. Some fandoms even ship them with the voices in their heads or with their own eyebrows or something.

117 -- Well, being drunk is sort of like having the flu while overtired, and sex with someone you don't actually love and trust rather less glamorous and sexy than fiction would have you believe. Smoking weed -- well, how about an asthma attack and a wicked craving for junk food, with the risk of jail. Oh, and you paid good money for it.