So like. I was on Neopets. FUCK YES I WAS ON A KID'S SITE STFU THE ROLEPLAYERS (SOME OF 'EM) ARE WAY AWESOME THAN MOST I'VE SEEN. Anyway. So there were roleplays like, "3 boy vampires and 3 mortal girls; WHAT WOULD HAPPEN LOLOLOLOL" and there were SO MANY VARIATIONS (kidnappers/kidnappees, bossman/secretary, raging teen hormones/raging teen hormones) that me and my friend decided to make a: 3 boys with 3 kitchen utensils. And my character fell for the spatula. And the spatula was seme and the boy was uke and he fucked himself with it and. And yes. ):