[ SECRET POST #5287 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5287 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 25 secrets from Secret Submission Post #756.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Open letters to fictional characters, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

Dear fanfic character,

The sooner you tell him the truth, the sooner he can come to terms with it, and the sooner I can stop angsting about things that haven’t even happened yet. Please. You know he’ll find out eventually. Your author only updates once a month. The suspense is killing me.

Sincerely,
A total stranger from a completely different universe

Re: Open letters to fictional characters, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Lt. Kitsuragi,

Please zip up your jacket. It is March. It is snowing. You are going to catch cold.

Signed,
Your second-biggest fan

Re: Open letters to fictional characters, anyone?

[kaijinscendre]

Dear Daryl Dixon,

I stopped watching years ago but cut your hair. You are the sniper of the team, you don't need to half blind. Also, wash it.

Sincerely,
I got scissors you can borrow.

Re: Open letters to fictional characters, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Ratchet,

Find Angela Cross, ASAP. There was a reason you two were left in the home dimension and you need to figure out what it is before things get worse than Dr. Nefarious every other year.

Sincerely,
A Fan Who Wants the Story to Move Forward.

Re: Open letters to fictional characters, anyone?

[philstar22]

Dear Maedhros and Celebrimbor,

You know that your fans love you, right? Yes, we like to torment you. But we still love you. Sorry, but not really sorry, we're such abusive fans. It is just so fun to read and write about the worst times of your lives.

Dear Giles,
Don't leave Buffy alone after she comes back. You may think you need to, but really that was just bad writing.

Dear 13th Doctor,
There are those of us who love you. You have fans. Keep being your awesome help. Also, sorry, but your a Galifreyan. They'll probably retcon the change with the next showrunner, and I hope they do. I love everything else about your era, but that change was stupid.

Re: Open letters to fictional characters, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Ned,
Please do remember to tie up loose ends - like "Who is Jon Snow's mother?" - before you head off on a long trip to a place full of poisonous backstabbing dickheads. Putting things off isn't a great plan in the long run, whether those things are preparing for winter or having uncomfortable conversations with your family.
Love,
E V E R Y O N E

Re: Open letters to fictional characters, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Eve Polastri,
Leave Niko the hell alone. He has been traumatized enough by being in your orbit and you are in no position to help him get better. Stop smiling at him like you're still in a loving marriage. Move on with your new psycho killer girlfriend and let Niko find a new life.