fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #780 ]

⌈ Secret Post #780 ⌋

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[Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure]

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[ShakespeaRetold; The Taming of the Shrew]

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[Bones]

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[Torchwood]

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[Skins, Freddie]

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[resized]

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[Nintendo Power, Nester comic]

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[the lonely island, jorma/andy]

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[Are You Afraid of the Dark?]

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[Bill Hicks]

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[Dollhouse]

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[Dr. Horrible]

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[Merlin]

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[Pride and Prejudice]

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[Roger Bart]

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[Demon Knight]

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[Candy]

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[Knights of the Old Republic]

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[Dr. Who]

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[Rockers]

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[Soul Eater]

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[Scrap Heaven]

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[Avatar]

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[Erin Kelly, Loving Annabelle]

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[Joe Biden]

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[Bleach]

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And real straight women don't order pizza and then forget five seconds later and climb in the shower. (The pizza guy probably doesn't have a 10-inch wang, either.)

Porn isn't made to be realistic.

I'm not writing or reading about "gay guys"; your orientation isn't my fandom. I'm writing about Character X and Character Y, and I don't really care if gay men think my fantasies are "realistic". If I wanted "realistic" gay porn (or at least, gay porn written by/for gay guys), I'd go back to the rubbish at nifty.org. And if you think yaoi is formulaic, try reading some of the submissions there!

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This is coming, by the way, from someone who just posted a serious rant on one of her fandom comms about how stupid the seme/uke, taller/shorter trope is. I'm not claiming it's good writing, or even interesting! I just don't see why you're expecting a genre that is 1. porn and 2. started as a by-women-for-women genre and 3. involves fictional characters frequently set in fantasy worlds to conform to modern-day homosexual male aesthetics.

Few things are more annoying than an outsider looking in just to tell fans that fandom is Doing It Wrong. Would you appreciate it if the yaoi fangirls came into a gay-rights community to suggest that, really, what you need to do is decide if you're a seme or uke?

(If you have actually encountered this... *cringe* I don't put it past certain sections of the fandom, but please, PLEASE don't judge all of us on the actions of the -- hopefully -- very young and stupid!)