[ SECRET POST #5522 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5522 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 10 secrets from Secret Submission Post #790.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Jokes of the Silly Kind

[(Anonymous)]

I'll start.
What does a cat say to an octopus with a gun in each tentacle?
... You're still one short.

Re: Jokes of the Silly Kind

[(Anonymous)]

What is yellow and highly dangerous? Shark infested custard.

Re: Jokes of the Silly Kind

[(Anonymous)]

What is black and white and swings through the jungle?
Tarzan wearing a leather jacket.

Re: Jokes of the Silly Kind

[(Anonymous)]

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field

Re: Jokes of the Silly Kind

[(Anonymous)]

Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

You ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?
No, shows it works.

What is the loudest sound you can hear in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries off the tree.

Re: Jokes of the Silly Kind

[greghousesgf]

how can you tell which one's Ronald McDonald at a nudist colony? he's got sesame seed buns

Re: Jokes of the Silly Kind

[(Anonymous)]

What does a nosy hot pepper do?

It gets jalapeño business.

Re: Jokes of the Silly Kind

[(Anonymous)]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.


What do you call a dead fish with no eyes?

A sush.

Re: Jokes of the Silly Kind

[ibbity]

Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies (antibodies)

Re: Jokes of the Silly Kind

[iff_and_xor]

Ah, I'm stealing this one!

Re: Jokes of the Silly Kind

[dancingmouse]

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese.

Re: Jokes of the Silly Kind

[(Anonymous)]

Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek?

Haydn.

Re: Jokes of the Silly Kind

[(Anonymous)]

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump-dump-dump!

(I told that one in an FS joke thread a few years ago, and it's still the joke that makes me giggle the most.)

Re: Jokes of the Silly Kind

[(Anonymous)]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the neighbours.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
A chicken.