[ SECRET POST #5551 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5551 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[Iron Widow, by Xiran Jay Zhao]



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[Venom]


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04. https://i.imgur.com/M0aDyxc.png
[OP warned for NSFW image]


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06. [SPOILERS for In Sound Mind]
























Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #794.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

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[(Anonymous)]

Jaws the Revenge is far more boring in its badness.

[(Anonymous)]

They are both stupid.

[(Anonymous)]

The difference is that Jaws 3-D is hilariously stupid and Jaws: The Revenge is just regular-type.

[(Anonymous)]

But the entire premise is what keeps me guffawing during Jaws the Revenge. I mean, this white shark is REALLY MAD particularly at HER. REALLY MAD. It's ringing the doorbell with a box of candy mad.

I do not agree.

[(Anonymous)]

Though the 3D is laughable, Jaws 3D is very watchable. Sure, it's silly with some over-the-top acting and scenes, but it's fun. Jaws: The Revenge is not fun to watch and, ohmigod, the plot! The shark ate the younger brother (in a wtf kind of way) and followed them down to the Bahamas, for revenge. I repeat, for revenge.

[killnotic]

I can not disagree more!

I've watched Jaws 3D maybe a hundred times growing up, and, yes, it's no masterpiece, but by golly its cast is amazing! Not a lazy actor in the bunch. Every one of them was giving it their all!

Bess Armstrong and Dennis Quaid? Excellent! Louis Gossett Jr.? Legendary! And Simon MacCorkindale? With that accent? And that scruff? Sexy as hell! In fact, Simon MacCorkindale and Dennis Quaid were so fione in that movie, it was an awakening, let me tell you!

Micheal Caine, Lorraine Gary, and Mario Van Peebles' bad wig are the only actors I remember from The Revenge because everybody else in the movie was phoning it in.

As a kid I saw The Revenge in the theater and sitting through it was torture. It was one of the worst movie-going experiences I've ever had. Second only to Highlander 2: The Quickening. My God is it boring! And say what you want about goofy-ass Jaws 3D, but it was never boring.

[(Anonymous)]

Lol WOW A JAWS 3D SECRET!!! Ok story time, I saw this stupid movie in a US Army base theater with a bunch of bored af soldiers when it was released back in 1983 and everyone in the theater mocked it mercilessly, which is exactly what it deserved. You are 100% correct, anon!