[ SECRET POST #5603 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5603 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Comments

[fscom]

04. https://i.imgur.com/IRsKKzI.png

[meadowphoenix]

Luke really does make a perfect fandom bicycle as it were.

[philstar22]

This is pretty awesome. I don't think I have a personal Star Wars bicycle. Maybe Obi-Wan, but I ship him with just a few characters, not everyone. Mostly I just think he should get to have some nice sex after all the crap he goes through.

Other than him, most characters in that fandom I only ship with one other character.

[(Anonymous)]

He was the biggest chick in the whole franchise, right up until the hard swerve into crusty, gross, old hobo. Yet another reason that TLJ sucked. At least TRoS dialled that back a little.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow.

[(Anonymous)]

Sing another song

[(Anonymous)]

Nah. Your bs is just repetitive, as well as wrong.

Your also wrong about Luke in 2 ways. 1. Calling him a “chick” is telling in many ways about the kind of person you are, and not in a good way. And 2. Older Luke is still hot, just in a different way than boyish young Luke.

[(Anonymous)]

Who doesn't find unwashed old men with stinky unkempt beards, hot? That gross milk running down his face, oooh, yummy. YKINMKATOK.

[(Anonymous)]

The milk scene was supposed to be gross, but that’s just the downside to beards. He’s unkempt, but rugged. I don’t know how you’re unaware, but a lot of people find facial hair attractive, and feel it adds to a man’s face. And stinky? Nah.

Your kink of being a belligerent, childish asshole about a movie is not my kink, or most others, so maybe tone down your fetishizing of your own bad attitude. I would say YKIKMKATOK, but when you drag unwilling people into your kink, that’s not okay. Consent is key.

[(Anonymous)]

Which part specifically made clear he doesn’t bathe?

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, tell us how you really feel.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow I'm in another wing of SW fandom and hadn't heard of this before now, but lololol it makes so much sense

[(Anonymous)]

I always think I'm normal about Star Wars but then I think about Luke Skywalker and his love life and I turn into a Regency Mother. Who is worthy of my boy?

[(Anonymous)]

Lol, I can relate to that!

[(Anonymous)]

Lolol same. I don't know why I'm so weirdly invested in Luke's love life, but here I am XD

[(Anonymous)]

Clearly, you must find him a mate of noble birth but humble circumstances.

[arcanetrivia]

I don't go here, so this is news to me, but that's kinda funny and cool to think about. Also R2 giving "shovel talks" is loltastic.