[ SECRET POST #5686 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #5686 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 38 secrets from Secret Submission Post #814.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

05. https://i.imgur.com/HVU4Asm.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry to break it to you, but that's not how science works

[(Anonymous)]

Well dang, I guess their plot is foiled

[(Anonymous)]

OP would have to steal both the sperm and the egg, and that would be harder to pull off, as well as much creepier!

[(Anonymous)]

WHY SO SRS?

[feotakahari]

That’s not how sane science works. Important qualifier there.

[(Anonymous)]

Imagine being That User who reads a very obviously silly, humorous secret and decides they'd better alert the OP that their nefarious plans will not come to fruition because they don't have a proper grasp of genetics. LOL.

[(Anonymous)]

Never change.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes it is

[(Anonymous)]

You're no fun.

[(Anonymous)]

Not just "technically", but literally and actually, because that's what siblings are, lol

[(Anonymous)]

So, are you a dog breeder? I feel I have to ask here.

[(Anonymous)]

I now ship Lee Pace's eyebrows with Gillian Anderson's face

[(Anonymous)]

+ 1

[(Anonymous)]

Are you asking us if it'd be fucked up or not?

All you weirdos seeking validation for your weirdo hobbies...! (j/k)

Lee Pace makes me horny

[(Anonymous)]

I feel you OP, but I'd rather breed myself with Lee Pace. He's been one of my crushes since Pushing Up Daisies, but omg as Joe MacMillan in H&CF, omg he's my sex god.

Re: Lee Pace makes me horny

[(Anonymous)]

He's so beautiful and his eyebrows give me life. If I was in the running at all (disqualified:( ) I totally get this. For me, it's less he's sexy and gets me hot, it's more he's so beautiful. Please let me look at you endlessly lol.

[(Anonymous)]

As an asexual I feel the need to say there is entirely too much of the very scientifically legitimate compound hotasfuckitase in this secret. It is threatening to compromise my sexual identity. It is threatening to compromise it so, so good.

[(Anonymous)]

This is a very specific and very entertaining secret!

[(Anonymous)]

If you don't already you should try playing the sims. Lots of this going on to make the perfect beauties, it's fun.

[(Anonymous)]

Obviously, the solution here is to also steal the DNA of two other very attractive people (I vote for Chris Pine and Morena Baccarin) and make beautiful babies from theirs and raise them apart from the Anderson-Pace ones and then bring them together.

[(Anonymous)]

From experience (with The Sims!) I can tell you that this gets you some really fucked-up looking kids - often someone is beautiful because of a striking feature among attractive features, and when you put that striking feature in another face, things can get weird.