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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2022-08-15 06:09 pm

[ SECRET POST #5701 ]


⌈ Secret Post #5701 ⌋

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(Anonymous) 2022-08-15 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
This man is such a smug jerk. I really can't stand him.

(Anonymous) 2022-08-16 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
agree

(Anonymous) 2022-08-16 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
x 1000000000

(Anonymous) 2022-08-18 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Me neither, but he's untouchable in some circles. Bit like St. Stephen Fry, *bleurgh*
Right up themselves, the pair of them.
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[personal profile] feotakahari 2022-08-15 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
So many British comedians turn out to be “sex pests,” as they so delicately put it, that I can’t even keep track. A quick search doesn’t turn up any allegations against Gervais, though.

(Anonymous) 2022-08-15 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think he's known as a sex pest, he's known as a transphobic bigot.

(Anonymous) 2022-08-15 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Like who?

(Anonymous) 2022-08-15 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the implication is he's like a lizard, reptilian, cold and alien.

(Anonymous) 2022-08-15 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
The owner of the world's most punchable face forty years running. Yeah, tell me something horrible about him, I'll believe it.

(Anonymous) 2022-08-15 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I can never decide who has the most punchable face, Gervais or Piers Morgan.

(Anonymous) 2022-08-15 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Morgan has the world's most stabable one. And the world's most kickable crotch too.

(Anonymous) 2022-08-15 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd pay to see either of them forced to wrestle an alligator.

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[personal profile] sparklywalls 2022-08-15 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't watch Stardust for ages because I knew he was in it and the one clip I saw on promotional stuff, he just seemed to be doing the same act he always does.

Only thing I've ever been able to stomach is Extras and even then there's still the face-punching urge.
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[personal profile] philstar22 2022-08-15 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, I forgot he was in that. I love that movie, but I'm really glad his role is so tiny.
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[personal profile] sparklywalls 2022-08-16 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah I realised I'd missed out on a nice film for a while for the sake of him (thankfully) not being in it much.

(Anonymous) 2022-08-15 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
He is the reason I have never seen Muppets Most Wanted, the only Muppets movie I have never watched. And I am a hardcore Muppets fan.
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[personal profile] sparklywalls 2022-08-16 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I totally forgot about that. Unfortunately he's in that one quite a lot. There's a few reasons I don't rewatch that one as much as the film that came before it (another reason being it just isn't as good.)

(Anonymous) 2022-08-15 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"The quality of mercy is not strained"

(Anonymous) 2022-08-15 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
What's your point?

(Anonymous) 2022-08-16 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
nayrt

That we should forgive Gervais his trespasses? Which, nope, fuck that.

Or that the secret scans in iambic pentameter.

(Anonymous) 2022-08-15 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
The prettiness of this secret starkly contrasts with it having Ricky Gervais's smug grinning gob on it.
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[personal profile] kallanda_lee 2022-08-16 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think he likes children enough to lick them anywhere.

(Anonymous) 2022-08-16 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That is such a specific supposition, is that a thing commonly said? Did you come up with that just for him? I'm fascinated.

(Anonymous) 2022-08-16 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Not OP

Humbert Humbert licks Lolita's eye in a memorable scene in the early chapters of Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov. My assumption is that OP is making a general pedophilia accusation in the form of a literary reference.