[ SECRET POST #5710 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #5710 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 30 secrets from Secret Submission Post #817 .
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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07. https://i.imgur.com/QqJtNty.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Methinks the OP doth protest too much...

[(Anonymous)]

Sure, OP. And that's why you picked the bulge pic.

[(Anonymous)]

To be fair, are there any other pics?

[(Anonymous)]

LOL.

I just googled and yes, surprisingly or not, there are a lot!

[(Anonymous)]

Google is possessed by demons. This is well known.

[(Anonymous)]

What is this you speak of?? You (or some other anon) mentioned this the other day...is these meme?

[(Anonymous)]

I think spirit anon started it. Or it was a meme from somewhere else moved over here.

[(Anonymous)]

This a bot shilling for Tik Tok

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, I just don't buy it. This is not a convincingly human thing to feel.

(I don't mean not feeling sexual attraction; being ace is entirely human. But wanting to take Jareth to a beach? That'd ruin his hair. Come on, OP! Get real!)

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a lesbian and was not attracted to him (though I was in an age-appropriate way to Sarah!) but I still wouldn't want to take him to the beach.

[(Anonymous)]

Labyrinth secret ❤

[(Anonymous)]

I always thought his bisexuality added to his attractiveness, but yeah, I never fantasized about having sex with him in all my years on Earth.

[(Anonymous)]

What about your years off Earth?

[(Anonymous)]

Well...when you're done talking and drinking coffee, make sure he dusts that sand off his pants and send him over yonder...

[(Anonymous)]

I have no opinion on what Jareth would or wouldn't be into, but the first thing that popped into my head was the mental image of OP talking very excitedly about Michelangelo while Jareth nods along and pretends desperately to be interested whilke looking at his beverage in disgust.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, somehow I have a hard time imagining Jareth being into your bougie hobbies, OP. Can I interest you in a drag show instead?