[ SECRET POST #5715 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #5715 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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02.
[The Ancient Magus's Bride]


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03.
[Uchuu Kyoudai/Space Brothers]


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04.
[Jeremy Clarkson]


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05.
[Charlie the Unicorn]


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06.
[South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut]


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07.
[Sandman]


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08.
[Steve Buscemi]


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09.
[Hemsworths]


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10.
[The Suicide Squad (2021)]


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11.
[The Replacements]


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Notes:

I'm going to just be deleting some of these that are getting spammy. Like random image + song lyrics. Or random images with phrases that make no sense. I'm also just not going to post anything where the majority of the text is in a language other than English (like c'mon, there's "controversial but theoretically plausible opinion" to toss in for fun reactions and then there's "I have no idea what 90% of this says/is supposed to mean"), or secrets praising themselves for making these secrets (?).

If some of your images don't show up this week, that's probably what happened to them.

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 79 secrets from Secret Submission Post #818 .
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

04. https://i.imgur.com/lD0cQRI.jpg
[Jeremy Clarkson]

[(Anonymous)]

Well, much to everybody's horror I'm sure, I have to say I also feel this way. IDEK why.

[(Anonymous)]

Jesus. And here I was assuming this one had to be a troll!

[(Anonymous)]

It might have been tbh but as someone who’s been attracted to him for the last 15 years or so I can tell you that a lot of women are really into him. I’ve never met any men into him though, even when I was active in the TG fandom and even the RPF shipping side of it.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a man, and I'm into him. I don't know what it is, and I know he's been a dick in the past to people like me, but I can't help it.

[(Anonymous)]

He’s got a magnetism about him.
At this point he’s been a dick to every kind of person. It doesn’t excuse it and it’s actually what I dislike about him because he has influence and I hate seeing him throw that shite out into the world. But it’s a blanket that covers everybody pretty evenly. Except maybe cyclists lol

[(Anonymous)]

Magnetism, that's exactly it. I can't even explain my attraction beyond that. I know he's a complete dick and he even smokes FCOL, which is usually the big no for me. And yet. Yeah I still would.

[(Anonymous)]

Hahaha same! In recent years I’ve actually grown to dislike his real personality and not just some parts of the bombastic Jezza persona (and they are and always have been two very distinctly different things). But I still adore him and find him ridiculously sexy.

[(Anonymous)]

He's fine. Reminds me of my friends' dads a lot. Like, you know, your typical sports watching beer loving dad who is able to repair home appliances.

Many people find him hot in the RPF comm.

[(Anonymous)]

I find this enormously more horrifying and disturbing than any number of people's fantasies about monsters, murderers, and non-con.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh fuck off.

[(Anonymous)]

Whah whah whah.

You're turned on by him, I'm repulsed by him and this secret made me viscerally shudder with disgust. We both have the right to express our opinions. As people do about their wish to fuck Scorpius or Freddy Krueger or whoever it is they're into.

[(Anonymous)]

Love how you're making cry more noises when you're the one who thinks some random celebrity is worse than serial killers.

[(Anonymous)]

No, I didn't say he was worse than a serial killer. I said I found this secret more disturbing than people's fantasies about murderers and monsters (ie. fictional characters, btw).

[(Anonymous)]

You first. He's a nuclear class dickhead and some people have appalling taste. As evidenced by your comment in more ways than one.

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks, now I feel a little nauseated :(

[(Anonymous)]

Ewwwwwwwwww.

Although I remember finding him funny back years ago on QI, I don't find him at all magnetic, let alone attractive. Far to the opposite. But, I guess people have all kinds of crushes and kinks that are mystifying to me, including ones that completely gross me out, like degradation or squishy, smelly things. So I guess I shouldn't be surprised some people suffer from Jeremy Clarkson thirst.

[(Anonymous)]

Eh, the groin wants what it wants.

[(Anonymous)]

I prefer James overall, but Jeremy can really be very charming and charismatic and thus get away with his asshole statements.

[(Anonymous)]

He reminds me so much of my dad, so that's a hard no for me lol.