[ SECRET POST #5715 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5715 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[The Ancient Magus's Bride]


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[Uchuu Kyoudai/Space Brothers]


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04.
[Jeremy Clarkson]


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[Charlie the Unicorn]


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[South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut]


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[Sandman]


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[Steve Buscemi]


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[Hemsworths]


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[The Suicide Squad (2021)]


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[The Replacements]


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Notes:

I'm going to just be deleting some of these that are getting spammy. Like random image + song lyrics. Or random images with phrases that make no sense. I'm also just not going to post anything where the majority of the text is in a language other than English (like c'mon, there's "controversial but theoretically plausible opinion" to toss in for fun reactions and then there's "I have no idea what 90% of this says/is supposed to mean"), or secrets praising themselves for making these secrets (?).

If some of your images don't show up this week, that's probably what happened to them.

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 79 secrets from Secret Submission Post #818 .
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

So you're saying you've never heard a raven talk. Cool.

[(Anonymous)]

Have you?

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, actually. It's pretty cool.

[tabaqui]

So you're a troll. Cool.

[(Anonymous)]

Nope! Just someone who has heard ravens talk.

[(Anonymous)]

Were they saying "Nevermore"?

[tabaqui]

And? A magical raven made by the lord of dreams is not a tame corvid mimicking humans saying 'hello'. I find the voice actor/actor chosen to have a voice that is disappointing and jarring as the Raven Matthew.

[(Anonymous)]

this is what I can't stand about you - any time someone says anything remotely unagreeing to you, you go 'oh no it's my troll!!!!!!!!!111' like people can't just have a different opinion than you and want to share it.

[tabaqui]

Yeah, no, I don't, actually. And amazingly enough, MY comment was just a different opinion that I wanted to share. Someone decided to be snarky at me about it, so I snarked back.
What I don't like about *you* - singular or plural - is that behavior exhibited by every other member of F!S is passed without remark, but when I do it, you leap all over me like i'm the only person in the entire thread that said the thing/voice that opinion/got sarcastic. When clearly by reading through the thread there are other F!S posters who have said the same thing/had the same opinion/also gotten sarcastic or snarky.

Just the other day, I replied 'yawn' to a repetitive secret and you (again, singular or plural), whinged about how my comment was 'dickish' and 'shutting down the OP'. The next day an Anon replied to a secret with 'Yawn' and a sheep emoji and....crickets from you. Hypocritical, much?

But somehow *I'M* the bad, horrible person for doing...exactly what everyone does in comments in F!S.

It's mostly funny but also a little sad just how dreadfully fixated you are, in fits and starts, on telling me just how AWFUL I am. You do you, Anon. Don't burst a blood vessel or anything.

[(Anonymous)]

If you want people to respond to you in good faith, you could try not being a twerp about things. You would've gotten a dismissive reply from me too if you'd decided to be condescending for no good reason. Disagree with me all you want, but if you're going to be a douche about it then bye Felicia.

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, what is your point here

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I don't really like the dude's voice, but where I went to college, some of the local ravens would mimic human noises but not really speech.

It sounded a lot like what English must sound like to people that speak zero English, and was super disconcerting to hear coming from bushes and trees and stuff. And it didn't sound croaky or raspy.

[(Anonymous)]

So a raven is like a writing desk because neither sounds croaky, raspy or like a parrot with a throat condition? The more you know...