[ SECRET POST #5749 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5749 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 47 secrets from Secret Submission Post #823.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: Try Guys' Ned, Adam Levine, John Mulaney

[(Anonymous)]

I'm cackling and walking away fromm all three. I also never knew Adam Levine was married,he had such fuck boy energy (likely marketing, buuuuuut wasn't wrong!).

Re: Try Guys' Ned, Adam Levine, John Mulaney

[(Anonymous)]

Oh good, it wasn't just me. I was confused initially about the scandal because I thought hitting up random women was just what he'd do.

Re: Try Guys' Ned, Adam Levine, John Mulaney

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Right?! It just really fit! Again, I know that's how he was marketed as well -- some attempt at early 2000s soulful bad boy or something, but...you can still get the vibes of what he's really like! Which apparently wasn't far from our suspicions, anon.

My friend showed me the DMs and his game is very sub par. I was expecting much better from him (not as a person, more from how he would flirt or talk dirty...but it was just weak sauce shit.).

Re: Try Guys' Ned, Adam Levine, John Mulaney

[(Anonymous)]

Apologies to his wife but the best thing to come out of this was the new meme format featuring those DMs lmao

Re: Try Guys' Ned, Adam Levine, John Mulaney

[(Anonymous)]

Hard to believe the guy who wrote “Payphone” doesn’t have game…

Re: Try Guys' Ned, Adam Levine, John Mulaney

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Because I can't really read sarcasm, I'm not sure if you're being serious.
But either way, benefit of the doubt that he wrote that shitty song with a bunch of other people, and thus he'd have game behind the scenes (I mean come on dude! Anything?! At all. I expected a little "Animals" in there, but nada.). He's about as smooth as a rusty nail.