[ SECRET POST #5770 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5770 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 58 secrets from Secret Submission Post #826.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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06. https://i.imgur.com/ehvIAzn.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

YKINMKATOK
No judgement here. You know what you want, and you enjoy it. You do you.

[(Anonymous)]

No offense intended, but they look like they'd all smell bad.

[(Anonymous)]

Worzel is stuffed with sweet-straw and lavender stalks, so he's good to go.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh that sounds nice actually. I revise my prejudiced opinion.

Cillian Murphy's Scarecrow probably smells of blood and aftershave.

[(Anonymous)]

What do you think of the Scarecrows from the Mackenzie Crook Worzel Gummidge reboot?

[(Anonymous)]

Jack Pumpkinhead! <3

Call me cynical, but...

[(Anonymous)]

... this feels like one of those Collective secrets that have been seasoned with artificial spice. I mean, if it's not and OP is sincere, then power to you and your kinks. But I'm skeptical.

Re: Call me cynical, but...

[(Anonymous)]

What’s really that spicy about this secret that makes you think this could be the case?

Re: Call me cynical, but...

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, guess I'm old and vanilla. Here I thought that someone claiming to be attracted to scarecrows was plenty spicy. And kinda suspicious after the very similar-sounding Santa Claus secret.

Re: Call me cynical, but...

[(Anonymous)]

They mostly seem attracted to the characters behind the straw, but even being attracted to living scarecrows just isn’t that weird for the internet. And the Santa Claus thing is also not that weird at all, so I don’t think it’s remotely suspicious.

There’s a large number of monsterfuckers in this very community, an people in scarecrow costumes, or Santa costumes, is spicy or suspicious? Nah, I don’t see it.

Re: Call me cynical, but...

[(Anonymous)]

The first three characters are rather benign and sweet. And the Scarecrow isn't very dark or spicy by FS standards.

Re: Call me cynical, but...

[(Anonymous)]

If you were around for Batman Begins fandom, Scarecrow was a very popular character! Not as much as Joker in the next movie, but there was still plenty of Scarecrow/OFC fic.

Re: Call me cynical, but...

[(Anonymous)]

This isn't that out there. Look up Scarecrow on AO3 and you'll find scarecrow kink, I assure you.

Re: Call me cynical, but...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm kinda scared to look up whether there's Worzel Gummage sex fic.

Because I guess it's inevitable that there is.

Re: Call me cynical, but...

[(Anonymous)]

Rules 34 and 35.

[(Anonymous)]

What about Patchy the Straw Man?

[(Anonymous)]

Return to Oz was such a great movie.

[(Anonymous)]

Love to see Return to Oz show up on a secret, love that movie! Nice autumnal design on this too.