[ SECRET POST #5901 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5901 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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04. [SPOILERS for Andor]




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05. [SPOILERS for Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous]




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06. [WARNING for discussion of abuse + anti-semitism?]




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07. [WARNING for the inevitable JKR wank]




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10. [WARNING for discussion of anti-semitism + the inevitable JKR wank]




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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #844.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[case]

Name the fandom. And repeats, etc.

(If you think something in this thread is a troll, please ignore it! Conversation is fine, but OT wank makes stuff harder to keep track of in this thread. Thanks.)

Friday secret count

[case]

~46

[(Anonymous)]

Can we have a moratorium on JKR secrets, please?

(frozen comment)

[fscom]

DAILY LINKS:

General comments → Off-topic discussion thread

Games thread → Thread for games/memes/etc.

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01. https://i.imgur.com/p06p59X.png

[(Anonymous)]

Didn't Harker travel halfway across Europe to rescue her from a monster? And then he wants a divorce? I don't think so.

[(Anonymous)]

I actually think the movie got a lot right, as far as original novel characterization anyway, but this is my #1 gripe with Moore as well, so I'm fully with you OP.

Especially after the big Dracula Daily reread, seeing so many people FINALLY realize what a great character Jonathan Harker is. VINDICATION.

[(Anonymous)]

I like this terrible movie to an unreasonable degree given that I cringe my way through parts of it when I watch, but Peta Wilson as Mina Harker was one of the brighter spots. I never read the comics, but, yeah, Johnathan Harker divorcing her seems more outlandish than frickin' US Secret Service Agent Tom Sawyer showing up.

[philstar22]

Okay, I'll give you this. But the movie took away most of her characterization and made her second fiddle to Quartermain. I can't forgive it for that.

[(Anonymous)]

I love this stupid movie SO much and you're RIGHT.

[(Anonymous)]

This movie is dumb as soup, but I still had fun with it, and I'll admit I find Alan Moore's work to be a bit too much.

And you're right, Jonathan Harker Would Never.

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02. https://i.imgur.com/YdPFimi.png

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03. https://i.imgur.com/xUNzi2U.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

As someone who is generally attracted to unconventionally attractive people to the point that I thought I was asexual as a teenager because none of the teen heart throbs of the time did anything for me, I hear you.

How about you try starting discussions about your sci fi crushes to dilute the X Files horniness a bit?

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04. [SPOILERS for Andor]
https://i.imgur.com/vbzygeG.png

[(Anonymous)]

That's shipping for you! 😆

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05. [SPOILERS for Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous]
https://i.imgur.com/KvyWkZn.png

[(Anonymous)]

Do they not like that about the love interests?

Meanwhile, the Beauty and the Beast is read/shown to little girls like it is an idealistic romance...

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06. [WARNING for discussion of abuse + anti-semitism?]
https://i.imgur.com/KgeL9xB.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

And he's not even a real DJ.

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07. [WARNING for the inevitable JKR wank]
https://i.imgur.com/a7WUOO3.png

[(Anonymous)]

It is awesome being someone who doesn't give a shit about Harry Potter and just watching all this drama.

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08. [WARNING for the inevitable JKR wank]
https://i.imgur.com/v5lcKJ8.png

[(Anonymous)]

Are we so anti-everything JKR did that we're claiming she wasn't good at making Umbridge an asshole? I thought it was agreed on even by people who are very critical of her that she did an excellent job of making Umbridge despicable.

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09. [WARNING for the inevitable JKR wank]
https://i.imgur.com/H3tgL2z.png

[tabaqui]

Huh.
Did not even know that existed. Interesting!

Seems like she was only peripherally involved, but either way, if you like it, you like it.

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10. [WARNING for discussion of anti-semitism + the inevitable JKR wank]
https://i.imgur.com/DNlX0CT.png

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, bruh. Anti Isreal is not the same as antisemitism.

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11. [WARNING for the inevitable JKR wank]
https://i.imgur.com/dYmn8AC.png

[(Anonymous)]

I'm spechless how these people can post spoilers for "reasons" like if is was a "Snape killed Dumbledore" and claim "But when I do it, is cute" to avoid to be called bullies.

[fscom]

NS, NF, etc.

[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO images bigger than 600x600 in either direction (banners, et cetera).
2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

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General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please warn/post as 2nd comment so it collapses!
Please collapse images, too!)

Lots of JKR secrets today

[(Anonymous)]

...who is up for getting blackout drunk instead? What are you drinking? I'm doing alternating Irn Bru and Whiskies, with interspersed Black Russians. What is your drinking?

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Games thread!

[(Anonymous)]

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