[ SECRET POST #5967 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5967 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Comments

[fscom]

07. https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/384x384q70/922/rQZj2Y.png

[(Anonymous)]

I am horrified yet intrigued.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh bother

[(Anonymous)]

Someone had to say it. Gold start for your sacrifice!

[(Anonymous)]

Well not with THAT attitude.

[(Anonymous)]

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[(Anonymous)]

Uncles and ants and Pooh Bear in your pants!

[(Anonymous)]

"Yaaay!"

Uh.

[(Anonymous)]

It's a stuffed bear in imaginary animated scenarios. The canon doesn't have much grounding in reality, so a fic where the properties of the imaginary honey aren't real world accurate seems fine to me.

And if it's Christopher Robin with his actual stuffed bear and real honey, then maybe the actual properties are part and parcel of whatever kink that is.

[sabotabby]

Pooh Stuck Winnie The Pooh GIFfrom Pooh Stuck GIFs

[pantswarrior]

...lol it just occurred to me that one of the characters I've been really into for a year is also strongly associated with honey (he is seen adding large amounts of it to his tea) and holy crap I almost want to see someone do this to him because I would laugh so, so hard.

(There is basically no smut with him that involves a pairing I want to read though, and I'm sure not going to write that, soooo nope. XD)

[(Anonymous)]

I's say "at least it's not sand," but honestly, they're both pretty bad, and I have no idea why anyone would think using either as lube is a good idea.

[(Anonymous)]

sand???

[(Anonymous)]

Keep in mind Pooh is a live stuffed teddy bear so his anatomy is probably pretty different from the average person. I'm not sure he even has genitals because he never wears pants and it's a children's cartoon. But I feel like if he was kinky he'd be into food/honey sex so I don't want to yuck his yum.

[(Anonymous)]

Fluff stuck to absolutely everything, though.

[(Anonymous)]

TIL there is Winnie the Pooh smut XD

I learned that honey is not good lube from the SPN fandom many years ago.

Can I say it, can I say it?

[(Anonymous)]

That’s one way to get a yeast infection.

[(Anonymous)]

That’s not lube. He’s just feeding the ass bees.

[azurelunatic]

So a couple years back I actually tested the slipperiness of maple syrup due to some other fandom crime (finger against finger, not in any orifice I cared about) and it turned out that it could slide pretty well indefinitely, but became extremely tacky almost immediately when pulling surfaces away from each other.

Extrapolating, a sufficiently fluid honey would potentially not be the mechanically worst lube in the world, but HOLY FUCK KANGA IS JUDGING YOU SO HARD