[ SECRET POST #6117 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6117 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 07 secrets from Secret Submission Post #874.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

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02. https://i.imgur.com/8nNIgfu.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Joe’s hot! He’s my favorite FOB member and I’m glad people are appreciating him. I was so happy to see him live since he’d announced a mental health break before the tour started and I wasn’t sure he’d be ready to perform before then.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, he's definitely hot.
(Not sure how to say I have a strong preference for guys with Jewish features without it sounding weird but like... some of it is just formative crushes on Leonard Nimoy and Paul Michael Glaser)

[(Anonymous)]

Ditto on the same men...

[(Anonymous)]

What are Jewish features?

[(Anonymous)]

I couldn't name a single FOB song and dunno if I've ever seen a pic of anyone in it until your secret, but he's cute.

[(Anonymous)]

Are those Jewish features? Interesting. I would have said he's just a regular dude without any plastic surgery. If you held a gun to my head and forced me to give a race I would have probably gone with Italian.

[(Anonymous)]

God, me too. My first thought was "wait, this dude look Italian" and I'm Italian. Like, from Italy. He looks like a generic dude from here. I have a friend with almost the exact same hair, eyes and mouth! And his nose is like my mother's.
I guess I'm biased because for me it look like a very familiar face, but I absolutely see no Jewish features. Maybe the hair???

[(Anonymous)]

A Russian-Jewish writer in Rome once observed (paraphrasing) that "There are three kinds of Italians: 1. Those that could be Jewish, 2. Those that are *definitely* Jewish, and 3. Japanese tourists."

I could swear I read once that there's a strong genetic correlation between Italians and Jewish people, but I'm too lazy for receipts. I believe it, though,

[(Anonymous)]

Haha I was thinking the same thing, because he looks nothing like ANY of the guys on the paternal side of my family.