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⌈ Secret Post #6314 ⌋

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07. [SPOILERS for House of the Dragon]

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08. [WARNING for discussion of pedophilia]

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09. [WARNING for discussion of suicide]

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I have something if you want a point of comparison for how it could have been a LOT worse.

In college, my roommate got a sex toy in the mail (I know this is where most people would say "You can just say it was you!" but no seriously, I'm anon, it really was my roommate, we're still good friends which is how I know the full story) shipped in the customary generic plain box for privacy as sex toys usually are and when she was bringing it back from the post office, she set the UNOPENED box down in the dorm kitchen for a few minutes to do other stuff on that floor. In that period of time, someone else came into the kitchen, saw the box, got "curious" and opened it, freaked out when she saw what it was and went crying to the RA about it. She didn't tell the RA that she was the one who opened the box herself, she let the RA think my roommate had left a sex toy out in the open and my roommate got a lecture. I guess it's lucky it was just a lecture, but the same girl who opened the box let word spread around the dorm.

Ugh, that girl who opened the box is the worst kind of person.

Wait, this girl TAMPERED WITH MAIL and your roommate got in trouble? In some countries, the amount of trouble you could get in for opening someone else's mail is nothing to sneeze at.

Opening someone elses mail is a felony here in the United States, you can literally get up to five years prison time for doing that.

DA
The USPS feds are no joke. They're the only cops I respect. (Though my wife and I often make jokes that we're hardened criminals when opening each other's mail.)

(Though my wife and I often make jokes that we're hardened criminals when opening each other's mail.)

That is adorable. I am now jealous of your relationship.

Yes, she could have gotten in trouble, if there had been any proof other than my roommate's word that my roommate hadn't opened the box first.

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