[ SECRET POST #6344 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6344 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Comments

[fscom]

03. https://i.imgur.com/zEEHe4S.png

[(Anonymous)]

Bob Saget looks like a bird. Not saying thats a bad thing, but he has always embodied birdiness for me. Which I do not find attractive, but hey if thats your bag go for it.

[(Anonymous)]

Who's birdier, Bob Saget or John Oliver?

[(Anonymous)]

Oooh asking the tough questions.

I'd say they are pretty equal, just different birds.

[(Anonymous)]

one is a potoo, one is a spoonbill

you choose which is which.

[(Anonymous)]

The only man bird I like is Pedro Pascal. This guy you're talking about gives pigeon.

[(Anonymous)]

How is he a bird?

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

he looks like a little hawk to me, the way his nose curves down and his eyes! idk lol

[(Anonymous)]

DA - I see it now that you've pointed it out.

[(Anonymous)]

As an adult now, I'd find John Stamos attractive but be turned off knowing he'd be lazy AF in bed.

And yeah...Bob Saget has really strong DILF energy.

LMAO agreed on Dave Coulier. He always just came off like a literal cartoon character. I still can't fathom he's not just something created specifically just for the TV show Full House.

[(Anonymous)]

John Stamos was the hot one, but Bob Saget was nice-looking too. Dave Coulier was just kinda weird.

[beed]

this secret and the comments are making me laugh hard as fuck hahahaahaaa

[greghousesgf]

I always get a giggle at the idea that "You Oughta Know" was Alanis singing about Dave Coulier

[esteefee]

Ugh he was 20 years older than her. She was 19. I wish she'd publicly dedicated the song to him instead of the rumor being spread by Stamos.

[(Anonymous)]

I had a huge crush on Dave Coulier’s character at the time *shrug* some of us just like the soft cuddly guy who can make us laugh.

[(Anonymous)]

I love and appreciate this secret for validating my long-held opinion that Full House era Bob Saget was in fact a dilf. He does have bird essence, but I'm into it. He looks genuinely nice, and stable, and also like he might turn out to be shockingly good in bed (kind of service-y but not too desperate about it).

Stamos is hot but looks like a fuckboy.

And the person upthread who described Coulier as looking like a RL cartoon character was so spot-on, thank you for the laugh. I don't think he's ugly by any means, in fact he's pretty good looking by RL standards. But my god, the derp energy is just so strong.

[(Anonymous)]

I appreciate that at his age, Stamos is leaning into the GenX fuckboy image. his commercials are hilarious, he's joined a number of much better actors in the age of not giving a fuck and parodying himself willingly. See also John Cena, Patrick Stewart, Mark Hamil, and so many more.

[(Anonymous)]

John Stamos was always hot, still looks good, and was the only reason I watched Full House as a kid. Could not give two ducks about anyone other than Uncle Jesse.

[(Anonymous)]

Always thought Saget was the most unattractive of the three, with Dave Coulier in the middle and Stamos being the most attractive.