[ SECRET POST #6588 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6588 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Gonna have trouble invading Greenland if they can't even stand in a cold breeze in DC for a couple of hours.

They can survive Florida in summer though, so Panama is still at risk.

[(Anonymous)]

I love that it was moved inside. I love that he's been denied his spectacle.

[(Anonymous)]

He did it on purpose because the crowds will never eclipse Obama's turnout.

Sad for his pathetic dick-measuring. Also, he has a tiny mushroom dick btw.

[(Anonymous)]

It's not the temps. First Lady Donna doesn't want anyone to see how small the crowds are, and this is a good excuse.

[(Anonymous)]

Are you kidding? Supposedly liberal rich folks are falling all over themselves to be part of it.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like that perception is a bit distorted. Some are, sure. I suspect the actual figures are fairly small.

[(Anonymous)]

I wouldn't call them liberal. More like, opportunist assholes. They don't care about sides, only their money and how much more they can siphon from everyone else.

[(Anonymous)]

They're worried about another assassination attempt. I was hoping he'd William Henry Harrison himself.

[(Anonymous)]

But then we'd be stuck with Couch Fucker (remember him?), and I'm not sure which would be worse.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't care. Trump must die, preferably of his own ego and stupidity.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sure he will. Or the dementia will get him first. Or the McHeartAttack. Or maybe he'll catch one of RFK's worms. (At this point, I'm not even sure there's a consciousness in that head anymore, just an AI-like organ desperately trying to piece together mannerisms and speech patterns of more intelligent people, only it's sometimes interrupted by memories of his own wankery.)

[(Anonymous)]

"Or maybe he'll catch one of RFK's worms."

I feel like the surviving worms don't want to take on the risk by jumping to Trump.

[(Anonymous)]

You're right. I'm being very insensitive to that poor worm.

[(Anonymous)]

I think that couch fucker secretly has a conscience, being from a poor background and a vet. I think he's turnable and not a potential nazi if he realizes he's being used by Thiel.

[(Anonymous)]

DA

That's what my family and I are hoping for, because there's no way Trump lasts four years.

[(Anonymous)]

That's a nice thought, but based on his book and everything he's ever said or done in the last, oh, 5 years or so at least, Captain Guyliner's a self-hating poor who will do whatever he's told if it gives him a chance to social climb. He happily and enthusiastically sicced violent racists on the schoolchildren of Springfield just for the attention, and he hates women in a way that makes Trump's brand of "Mad Men" misogyny seem quaint.

However, he's still our best bet for the next four years because, as far as anyone can tell he's too outside the inner circle to be beholden to Trump's owners and he's got all the charisma of a wet sock. Trump's base doesn't like him, and if he ends up in charge he won't be able to hold them.

[(Anonymous)]

I hope so. Or at least he gets to a place where he's not able to do a fraction of the projected damage.

In the meantime, I love that we're all calling him couch fucker.

[(Anonymous)]

They'd never survive: the Trumps can't order McDonalds in Greenland.

[(Anonymous)]

I find it hilarious but I was hoping third time would be the charm

[(Anonymous)]

And I say again, c'mon, meteorite strike! I'd be kinda sad to damage the White House but if it was a small enough rock they could put it in the Smithsonian afterwards.