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⌈ Secret Post #6750 ⌋

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[(Anonymous)]

Thats why I stick to fantasy and science fiction for my pwps. I just figure that either magic or future tech deals with all that.

[(Anonymous)]

Rimming, yes, agree. Anal, not so much.

I just assume they have very regular morning motions, and shower afterwards. If that's the case, there's not usually a problem.

[(Anonymous)]

Eh, I just assume it happened off screen. I don't need detailed anal cleaning scenes written in. That is definitely not my kink.

[(Anonymous)]

Same here

[(Anonymous)]

It's always interesting to see what people can and can't arbitrarily put aside, like cleaning before anal has to happen but characters stopping for actual poop breaks where the poop exists, doesn't. Nobody ever gets sweaty asscheeks or underboob sweat or smelly armpits or labia or anything and everyone is fresh and clean after action sequences without showering but we draw the line at anal!

Ngl I think it's years of people overzealously scolding others for writing 'unrealistic' gay sex, as though het sex was ever 'realistic,' that's led to this. Fwiw 'unrealistic' and 'anatomically incorrect and impossible' are different things

[(Anonymous)]

+1.

Sex in fiction isn't realistic no matter what gender permutation you've got going on. Hell I know queer guys who like to read and write 'unrealistic' m/m sex because they want the fantasy of not having to do the effort to actually do anal, much in the same way women will write physically satisfying PiV because maybe it's not the best for them but they want to imagine a story where it is.

Neither of these things are wrong, but we've gotten to a weird point where people are trying to treat fiction as a how-to manual.

[(Anonymous)]

SA Like I have never, ever seen a het dude be like 'I can't stand het anal without ass cleaning' - have you? Female asses are magical

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone knows we don't poop. Gosh.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I agree. I find it more unrealistic that fic (almost) always depicts amazingly great sex where both partners have the best orgasms of their lives, sometimes simultaneously, and they can do it multiple times in a row with virtually no refractory period.

But egads, someone hasn't cleaned up satisfactorily! That's taking it too far!

[(Anonymous)]

I totally get what you mean, but also, I DO have a niggling voice at the back of my mind that complains if I write simultaneous orgasms or skip refractory periods too, haha. So I never write that kind of "mindblowing sex" type of sex scene either, unless the sex has sci-fi or supernatural elements to it. So yeah, I know what it feels like to constantly be like, "But this sex isn't realistic..." when writing a sex scene. (And not saying other people have to cleave closely to realistic sex if they don't want to, but I just also understand the instinct a writer might have to want to avoiding writing sex that takes TOO many liberties with how people's bodily functions work.)

[(Anonymous)]

+1000

When I was actively engaging in anal sex, I had to learn how to douche and use enemas beforehand. Anal sex is fun but it's also, ahem, a big pain in the ass and I got tired of it. Why on earth would I want that kind of tedium described in a sex scene. Fanfic writers need to not be so uptight about "writing anal sex correctly"!

[(Anonymous)]

Exactly. It might cross my mind if we know the characters haven’t had a chance to even shower in a couple days or something, but any kind of sex can get a little gross under those circumstances.

[(Anonymous)]

interestedly enough, with anal sex I can just ignore stuff like this and I even find the whole prep stuff with one-two-three fingers pretty boring and superfluous most of the time. In those moments I get the allure about the ABO fantasy of having a self lubricated hole who's basically always clean. Sometimes we just want people getting freaky in the heat of the moment: no prep, instant penetration. (this is why I usually find frottage or non penetrative sex way sexier than anal sex)
Now when there is a blowjob/cunnilingus scene where the party who's receiving head has not showered/cleaned himself for a long time (due to lack of access to clean water) I'm like OMG NOOOOOOO that is fucking disgusting I just can't stand it

[(Anonymous)]

I have no firsthand experience with anal, but everything I read about how to write it realistically, and what people who actually have it say they need to do for it, leaves me wondering why anyone does it in the first place. No orgasm could be worth that amount of prep and shit (literal and figurative).

[(Anonymous)]

(TMI, feel free to scroll pass or collapse thread to avoid this)

I've done anal solo via masturbation a few times. (I have a vulva, for the record) I know different strokes for different folks, but I've come to the same conclusion that it's really not worth it. I've only enjoyed it once, the other times it was just neutral or okay due to indirect clitoral stimulation. The amount of prep, needing to monitor my diet, just for a good wank when my clit and vagina are right there... No thanks. I'm not into smut involving penises, but even the rare pegging/strap on anal stuff is a pass from me, minus some very well done artwork.

[(Anonymous)]

like... sometimes I just assume it happens. If the bottom has had TIME to prepare and knew he'd be getting it on (or hoped to be), then I can let it go.

(I often find myself writing just a handwavey sentence about ducking into a bathroom to freshen up/prep, though, bc I know it would bother me if I was reading surprise anal with NO pregame)

[(Anonymous)]

I've read lots of pro-published MM (so, not fanfics), and only ONE story out of all of them actually had a scene with a guy doing explicit cleaning. It was kind of surprising, but in a good way.