[ SECRET POST #1046 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1046 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

THIS goes into effect starting with Submissions Post 151, as secrets were posted before the poll went up last week.

Secrets Left to Post: 15 pages, 353 secrets from Secret Submission Post #150.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2- not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [
1 2 3 4 5 6 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Is it bad...

[clarice.livejournal.com]

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. HE WILL NEVER GO AWAY. SUBMIT TO HIS WILL AND MAYBE HE WON'T MAUL YOU.

Re: Is it bad...

[justaminuet.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! If it makes you feel any better, my friend works for the company that actually is making all that Twilight stuff. The great irony is that a bunch of manly man are making all the merchandise, while the few women in the company laugh their asses off.

Re: Is it bad...

[clarice.livejournal.com]

I'm all for people getting their fandom joy wherever they find it, but I cannot for the life of me figure out who thinks "I'll never go away" is a t-shirt-worthy sexy tagline, even for a franchise based largely on stalkers and codependence.

However, if that company makes a shirt with either of the brooding manmeat from Twilight with the lyrics to "Every Breath You Take" ...I just might buy it. So would a lot of Twilight fans, unironically. (And I assume the manly men at that company are responsible for that totally virile lightening motif on the Jacob shirt. Nicely done.)

Re: Is it bad...

[justaminuet.livejournal.com]

*lol* The manly men are responsible for pretty much all the merchandise except for the actual jewelry production. And yes, they try their best to emphasize the pretty man bits. They do know who buys this stuff. Though, these are also the guys who thought, "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?" would be a good tagline.

Then again, they apparently saw the trailer for "New Moon," and thought there would be more action than romance this time around, so... Yeah, they're not exactly well versed in the whole thing.

Re: Is it bad...

[stunt-muppet.livejournal.com]

IT'S LIKE HE'S STARING INTO MY SOOOOUL. O___O

Re: Is it bad...

[clarice.livejournal.com]

Not gonna lie, that look haunts my dreams. It also makes me think he should see a spinal specialist, because his back and neck look unnaturally painful.

Re: Is it bad...

[stunt-muppet.livejournal.com]

The head and shoulders do remind me a bit too much of a turtle.

[judo-creature.livejournal.com]

His shoulderblade is sticking out like it is some mutated growth. D:

Re: Is it bad...

[(Anonymous)]

Is that real merch., or a parody? Because... dear god.

Re: Is it bad...

[clarice.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's real. I could not make this shit up. You can get it--of course!--at Hot Topic.

See, this is the REAL reason I'm a Twilight hater.

[ceylon-tae.livejournal.com]

FUCKING. CREEPY.

Re: See, this is the REAL reason I'm a Twilight hater.

[clarice.livejournal.com]

I'm much more offended by how tacky that shirt is than any of the stalker behavior glorified in the novels. Heathcliff wouldn't be caught dead with his face on a shirt like that.

Re: See, this is the REAL reason I'm a Twilight hater.

[ceylon-tae.livejournal.com]

Mm. That certainly doesn't help.

Re: Is it bad...

[rabidrainbow.livejournal.com]

BRB LOL'ING FOREVER.

Re: Is it bad...

[(Anonymous)]

I am scared now.

Re: Is it bad...

[scriptamanet26.livejournal.com]

D:

(Granted, this would be more menacing if it was anyone who isn't Taylor Lautner.)