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How FS submissions work:
Day 1: FS opens up Submissions Post AAA.
Day 1-7: People submit secrets that whole week.
Day 7: Submissions Post AAA closes.
Day 8-14: Secrets in Submissions Post AAA begin to be put up. FS opens up Submissions Post BBB.
Day 14: Secrets in Submissions Post AAA are done being posted. Submissions Post BBB is closed.
Day 15-21: Secrets in Submissions Post BBB begin to be put up. Submissions Post CCC is opened.
Rinse, repeat.

SECRETS SUBMITTED DURING ONE WEEK ARE POSTED STARTING ON SATURDAY OF THE NEXT WEEK.

Situation 1:
> you submit a secret on Sunday
>> your secret will be up sometime the next week, starting from next Saturday

Situation 2:
> you submit a secret on Monday
>> your secret will be up sometime the next week, starting from next Saturday

Situation 3:
> you submit a secret on Tuesday
>> your secret will be up sometime the next week, starting from next Saturday

Situation 4:
> you submit a secret on Wednesday
>> your secret will be up sometime the next week, starting from next Saturday

Situation 5:
> you submit a secret on Thursday
>> your secret will be up sometime the next week, starting from next Saturday

Situation 6:
> you submit a secret on Friday
>> your secret will be up sometime the next week, starting from next Saturday

Situation 7:
> you submit a secret on Saturday
>> your secret will be up sometime the next week, starting from next Saturday

SECRETS SUBMITTED DURING ONE WEEK ARE POSTED STARTING ON SATURDAY OF THE NEXT WEEK.

This IS in the FAQ, guys. Actually, MOST of the questions people ask are in the FAQ (hence why it's called the FAQ). C'mon.

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When you have to make a large post declaring what most people can clearly see in the FAQ, you know that people are being stupider than normal. And that's saying something.

but case

nobody reads FAQs

ffft I still get "how does i joined FS community???" PMs every week even with the giant link in the userinfo

hey i'm trying to join the comm and it's not letting me what am i supposed to do??

1. get some super glue and some piano wire and some really strong rope
2. go to the roof
3. tie the rope to your feet and anchor it
4. put the piano wire around your neck
5. glue your hands to your head...

I think you know how this quote ends

i think this should go in the FAQ

cool kids don't read rules.

that was my first thought. "aw damn, another yellow streak in the gene pool showed up, huh?"

but what if I submit my secret on a Thursday, when will it be posted?

Or, you know, just send a secret and be patient.

Seconded.

So, if it isn't posted THAT SATURDAY I should resubmit it eight or nine more times?

[ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 - posted twice ].

that's what all these were today FFFFFFFFFFFF and there are about 20 more I think

how does it end?

Thirded.

@bash.org

evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
mcm310>: what is it?
evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore

To be honest, I've never read the entire FAQ and I'm sure I never read that part BUT EVEN SO with the sheer volume of secrets you get, how do people think theirs is going to go up right away???

Nevermind that all that stuff on the bottom of each post about "SUBMISSION POST XXX" with the # of secrets left etc. and the big fat SUBMIT SECRETS HERE (link to submission post YYY) should be a giant clue? idk call me crazy...

Oh and don't get me started on people who submit secrets ON the secret post. >.>

BUT HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?????????

And here I sit trying to figure out if your best friend, fscom, makes all those comments with links to images one at a time, or if s/he has a nifty script that does it.

Maybe it's in the FAQ...

BUT IT'S JUST SO CONFUSING :O

I AM 12 YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS

And the people who don't read FAQs probably aren't reading this either lol.

Ngl, I thought

fscom was a person until that secret last week.

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