Honestly? All I want it for is the caps. I don't care how bad it is; if there's "official art" or even just a FRAME of characters like Forcystus, Yuan, and (maybe, maybe?) the Asgard gang I would pay for it.

Same reason I liked Advent Children.

It's people like you that make it miserable for the people that want fandom to be fun. The OVA is not serious business. If it never gets licensed, then probably, the only people that will know about it will be the original fans anyway.