[ SECRET POST #1159 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1159 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 13 pages, 308 secrets from Secret Submission Post #166.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

106. http://i45.tinypic.com/j95yjr.jpg

[dar-actually.livejournal.com]

Talk about making Baby Jesus cry 0_0

[capslock-jesus.livejournal.com]

I'D FUCK HER, HELL YEAH.

[angathol.livejournal.com]

lol oedipus complex

[rampant-chaos8.livejournal.com]

LOL

[proskynesis]

How did I know you would be here. :P

:D

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Biff, is that you?

Re: Jesus, your mom rocked last night!

[ferricent.livejournal.com]

That's the funniest comma I've ever seen.

[missing-mile-15.livejournal.com]

Huh. I'd maybe do her, but she has to keep on the headscarf.

[masked-creator.livejournal.com]

It's not really surprising considering how beautifully she's depicted in all of the art done of her. I think she's positively radiant.

[mistress-siana.livejournal.com]

Weeell, if the Bible got it right, Joseph quite probably thought the same. : /

[carey-pontmercy.livejournal.com]

I've never had a thing for her, but I used a nativity Mary as a substitute for Maid Marian and paired her up with Robin Hood once. I had a Maid Marian doll, but for years my brother and I couldn't decide whether she was actually a very feminine-looking Will Scarlett, so we just called her Willa Scarlett. I also pretended that Little John's staff was a guitar and made him perform a song called "Road to Hell" in Mary's presence.

[wordfuzion.livejournal.com]

Your childhood rocks! XD

[clarice.livejournal.com]

Blasphemy and pederastry. I like it.

[wordfuzion.livejournal.com]

Sister Mary I'll-Kick-Your-Ass would like to see you in her office, OP.

(Seriously though, I'm Catholic so I see the Blessed Virgin about as much of a sexual being as my grandmother. So I'm slightly squicked, lol.)

[(Anonymous)]

This secrets gives a whole new meaning to that Beatles song...

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me...

[belledewinter.livejournal.com]

Well, she's a mom and pretty, she technically totally applies. :)

[omorka.livejournal.com]

Hey, if the Holy Spirit couldn't resist, what's a mere mortal to do?

[(Anonymous)]

I laughed SO HARD!!!
<3
This really was the highlight of my day.

[psychedelicammo.livejournal.com]

The only time I ever went to Bible school was with two friends of mine and thought much the same thing. My friends didn't agree, we're not friends anymore and I'd still tap that.

[paytofay.livejournal.com]

This secret is awesome.

That said, I think we sexualize a SHITLOAD of embarassing crap when we're little. I used to think the portrait of Franklin Pierce in my first grade classroom was seriously smokin'

[bleed-peroxide.livejournal.com]

I love how most of the comments here are actually really positive. I was so sure this secret would be a wankfest. D: