[ SECRET POST #1253 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1253 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 14 pages, 347 secrets from Secret Submission Post #179.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - doing it wrong ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

126. http://i48.tinypic.com/al704n.jpg

[redikolous.livejournal.com]

Either you're serious or you're the biggest troll ever. I'm sorry I laughed if you're the former, but I laughed really hard if you're the latter.

[kitty-wake.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't you have been able to tell the movie was shit before you had to piss yourself? I mean, my warning sign would be a journalist friend saying "Do you want to see a Twilight pre-screening?". On the other hand, that statement alone would loosen the bladder - what sort of friends would seriously ask that question?

i call troll

[(Anonymous)]

no specifics
D+ effort

[rampant-chaos8.livejournal.com]

LOL. You're a pretty good troll.

[dethtoll.livejournal.com]

[typhlogirl.livejournal.com]

oh gurl, u nasty

[(Anonymous)]

If you pissed yourself in public I doubt it was a secret to anyone in the theatre.

[(Anonymous)]

fuck the 405.

[quinnzel.livejournal.com]

Serves you right.

[missing-mile-15.livejournal.com]

Cool story bro.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't worry, no one noticed. It's probably because you--or most of the theatre--were huge sweaty hambeasts that you couldn't smell the piss over the rankness of the B.O.

[bloodrivendream.livejournal.com]

There is nothing specifically controversial in the secret... this makes me think NOT a troll.

[(Anonymous)]

Was it as bad as the 2nd one? Ugh I think I've had my fill of sparkly grey nipples for one lifetime...

[phoenix39.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh, I hope you're a troll. No movie is worth pissing yourself over.

[luna-norvegese.livejournal.com]

[masterfedora.livejournal.com]

Wait, if you weren't enjoying the movie why wouldn't you get up and go to the bathroom? Even if you were, if you had to go that badly. It's not Halley's Comet, it's a movie. There will be plenty of opportunities to see it that don't involve wetting yourself like a small child. Oh and people have to clean that up you know.

[apoliticalphase.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. I hope you're a troll, because I don't see how someone can be this stupid. Sorry, I just can't.

[(Anonymous)]

What, you weren't expecting traffic on the 405? You deserve it for that kind of idiocy.

[rabid-wulf.livejournal.com]

I had to go really bad during Iron Man II. But did I pee myself? No.

Know Your Limits!

[cakemage.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, oh those crazy Twifen/trolls.

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe the joke's on me, but I'm not calling troll. Mainly because I know people who have done this before. -_- Granted, they were in their late teens, but still.

you should have known it wouldn't be worth it. *shakes head*

[tawabids.livejournal.com]

I want to be sympathetic, but I'm flashing back to the year I worked as an usher and had to deal with the theatre after people like you were in it. SERIOUSLY OP, LEAVE A TRIGGER WARNING.

[(Anonymous)]

I want to say troll, but having worked at a movie theatre before I know that this has happened. Not full out empty bladders on the seat till it's soaked through, but medium sized piss spots. Yeah, it happens.

And a word of warning, no, it's not our job to clean it up. Where I worked they out sourced to a cleaning company that came at night after the theatre closed to clean up things like that. The best time to see a movie is first thing when it opens. By the time it gets to the late shows on a Friday or Saturday night, things are pretty gross.

[starry-veil.livejournal.com]

OH SH--

I mean, PISS.