Oh, yeah, I've seen something like that: fans who claim to love ZQ, but refuse to believe or consider him being bi or gay. Kudos to you for the smackdown secret, and I love that you ship Sasan/Smudge. Now that I think about it, it could work, but I see them only being occasional fuckbuddies because Sasan would get tired of spending too much time with Smudge and hearing him go on and on about his bisexual fury.