[ Secret Post #009 ]

[grayout.livejournal.com]

⌈ Secret Post #009 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 120 secrets from Secret Submission Post #002.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, 0 not!fandom.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Monday, January 15, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: Here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[shahni.livejournal.com]

Yes.

I read a Lucius Malfoy x Draco Malfoy fic like that. I've never read Harry Potter fics since.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Waaaait but then wouldn't Draco have to be like, dead? So the whole point of the fic was eye-socket brain sex?

..>WAIT I THINK IVE READ THAT ONE *DIES* Ithoughtitwasfunny

[shahni.livejournal.com]

*dies*Thesadthingwasitwaswell-written!!

[grayout.livejournal.com]

I just kept thinking

"YESSSS!!! CORPUS CALLOSUM!!!! TAKE IT ALL BITCH!!"

and I didn't notice the writing. *DIES*

[shahni.livejournal.com]

*DIES!!!!* I just thought.. oh man, if he wanted squishy around his manbits, all he'd have to do was go take his wife..

[grayout.livejournal.com]

RIGHT THROUGH THE OCCIPITAL AND PARIETAL ALL THE WAY TO THE FRONTAL LOBES YESSSSS YESSSssss :D

Wow, Psych classes are actually being useful for something!

[shahni.livejournal.com]

Don't remind me, I have five classes this semester and I have to do psych AGAIN. D:

Poor Lucius. D: Yes, poor Lucius, he had to get into Draco's braaaaaaaaains.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

I wonder if it's all tingly if Draco's freaking out or thinking about different things--

Uh, I mean, oh, yeah!

[shahni.livejournal.com]

YouknowIwonderedthattooconsideringhewasaliven'all..

[grayout.livejournal.com]

I know which thoughts and movements connect to which brain parts now! I could organize this! *DIES*

[shahni.livejournal.com]

NowI'mcurious.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

You'll learn in Psych!

[shahni.livejournal.com]

TELL ME SO I CAN SCARE MY CLASSMATES!

[shahni.livejournal.com]

Oh, and Draco was alive. And Lucius did it from the back of his head, after cutting open his skull with a chainsaw. Just enough to fit, that is.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

'Cause chainsaws are perfect tools for delicate head surgery...

[shahni.livejournal.com]

And stretching for sex, of course.

[klytaemnestra.livejournal.com]

...

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....... eew.

[shahni.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I'm too desensitized to even find that gross. ;-;

[klytaemnestra.livejournal.com]

It's not gross, so much as WHY?

Seriously. Lol.

[shahni.livejournal.com]

Because people are WEIRD and robots are COOOL.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

ROBOTS ♥

[klytaemnestra.livejournal.com]

Okay, now that my brain has leaked out of my ears ... I'm going to go back to cleaning.

[shahni.livejournal.com]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. ♥

[lostremnant.livejournal.com]

Um....did Draco die?

Speaking of that which we weren't, does it mean I'm desensitized if the thing that bothers me about your icon is that Reno appears fat? :P

[shahnida.livejournal.com]

You know, I really wouldn't know if he did. *dies*

.. no, it just means you're worried about Reno's weight. :D