No account == no vote, but I come here for the wank. I kind of wish there were a wank!secrets for secrets on all matters whiny and/or controversial but f!s will do.
Im here for the Icons.
The clever, witty, drama-filled and sometimes dick-filled delicious icons.
The clever, witty, drama-filled and sometimes dick-filled delicious icons.
Yeah, as much as I hate to admit it me too.
Trolls are trolling by not checking the troll option.
... Wait, people are here for other things besides lulz and wank?
I'm mostly here for the obscure fandom secrets.
I'm mostly here to follow any comment thread that's big. Nine times out of ten, it's massive wank and it's hilarious to watch both sides behaving very poorly. Regardless of who I "agree" with, I come out of it thinking both sides should shut up and enjoy their tea and crumpets. Which I'd actually like to do very badly right now but don't have any crumpets. Oh, the humanity.
Generally, my secrets are so impossibly fandom-specific that they don't get many comments. I'm okay with that.
Generally, my secrets are so impossibly fandom-specific that they don't get many comments. I'm okay with that.
I do the same, anything with a comment thread that is big I like watching.
Sometimes I do like getting involved. But half the time I just like reading through as a drink tea.
Sometimes I do like getting involved. But half the time I just like reading through as a drink tea.
i forgot to tick it, but i do come here because seeing how ridiculously unnerdy i am in comparison to most people here makes my e-penis grow larger me feel better about myself
although i do feel quite bad for people who genuinely have no lives outside of fandom. ouch
although i do feel quite bad for people who genuinely have no lives outside of fandom. ouch
Im here for the LULZ. and the wank. but mostly for the lolz
HEY I KNOW YOU FROM ONTD.
And now I feel sad, because I realize how much time I spend on the internet.
And now I feel sad, because I realize how much time I spend on the internet.
Hell, I'm hardly active in any fandoms, just lurking in a few anime/game ones, and I don't give a damn about the all the live-action TV/bandom/film ones so I have no idea and don't care what half the stuff on here is about. So I guess I'm just here to cringe at political-correctness wank and people who take fandom way too seriously. And to read the secrets! I like finding the cute/happy ones that make me smile, and anything about the few fandoms I'm in.
TL;DR: It's a car wreck. So horrible, and does not concern me, but I can't look away.
TL;DR: It's a car wreck. So horrible, and does not concern me, but I can't look away.
Am I a bad person for checking EVERY SINGLE ONE?
I like how at the moment only 28.1% are here to read the secrets XD
only 73 people here to troll??? that seems so unlikely
This is meaningless if I can't put in my answer anonymously. Like hell I'm going to admit to trolling under my username.
I'm here in hopes that this place will some day go back to being as cool as it once was. I will not give up!
I'm here to say THANK YOU FOR REMEMBERING "COMMENT" IS AN INTRANSITIVE VERB. Unlike fucking LiveJournal. No, you cannot comment anything. Ever. ENGLISH DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.
Hahaha, this is an excellent poll. So much truth in each of those answers.

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