Someone wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets 2010-12-31 10:21 pm (UTC)

True Story

I remember that wand! I received that same wand for Christmas years ago... I think I was 15. Of course, MY wand was slightly crooked, but I still liked it fine because I was easy to please.

Incidentally, I masturbated with it, too. However, I didn't do it because it was ~Snape's wand~, but because I had just discovered masturbation (I was a late bloomer) and I was experimenting with insertion. I found that the wand didn't work very well, and I was better off using unripe bananas.

In the end, I brought it to work one day as a part of a costume for Halloween, and I let my boss's little kid play with it. He broke it. I never got another wand, because I decided that those replicas were kinda crappy and didn't look nearly as cool as they did in the catalogs. Also, by then I had discovered dildos.

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