[ SECRET POST #1458 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1458 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Skins]


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03.
[Alpha Protocol]


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[Dragon Age: Origins, Fable II, Assassin's Creed II]


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[Pocahontas]


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(Soul Eater/The Spoony Experiment)


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10.
[Brazilian Politics]


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[Parasite Eve]


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[Darkman]


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[Uncharted]


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[Cyrano de Bergerac]


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[Samurai Jack, Bleach]


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[Full Metal Panic]


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30.
(The Wind in The Willows)


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[Two and a Half Men]


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[TF2]


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[La planète sauvage / Fantastic Planet]


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[Black Swan]


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[A:tLA]


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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ---- ]











39. [SPOILERS for Pandora Hearts]



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40. [SPOILERS for Harry Potter]



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41. [SPOILERS for Merlin]



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42. [SPOILERS for Tron: Legacy and the Flynn Lives ARG]



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43. [SPOILERS for White Collar]



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44. [SPOILERS for Dissidia 012]



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45. [SPOILERS for Supernatural]



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46. [SPOILERS for Tangled]



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47. [SPOILERS for Tangled]



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48. [SPOILERS for Misfits]












Notes:

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Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

09. http://oi53.tinypic.com/rutbg0.jpg

True Story

[(Anonymous)]

I remember that wand! I received that same wand for Christmas years ago... I think I was 15. Of course, MY wand was slightly crooked, but I still liked it fine because I was easy to please.

Incidentally, I masturbated with it, too. However, I didn't do it because it was ~Snape's wand~, but because I had just discovered masturbation (I was a late bloomer) and I was experimenting with insertion. I found that the wand didn't work very well, and I was better off using unripe bananas.

In the end, I brought it to work one day as a part of a costume for Halloween, and I let my boss's little kid play with it. He broke it. I never got another wand, because I decided that those replicas were kinda crappy and didn't look nearly as cool as they did in the catalogs. Also, by then I had discovered dildos.

Re: True Story

[(Anonymous)]

...Unripe bananas? D:

Re: True Story

[(Anonymous)]

I cleaned out my vajayjay afterward, of course. But bananas are seriously good for first time penetration because they are soft and it doesn't hurt. They don't break apart like you'd think they would, either.

Re: True Story

[(Anonymous)]

What, you didn't put a condom on it??

I thought that's what health class was for, to teach you how to put condoms on bananas!

Re: True Story

[jlh.livejournal.com]

Okay this is seriously one of my favorite comments that has ever appeared on Fandom Secrets.

Brava, anon. Brava.

Re: True Story

[(Anonymous)]

Wow... TMI much? This whole comment is just awkward.

Like, did you clean the wand before you let your boss's child "play with it"?

I'm going to just stop there.

[silvereriena.livejournal.com]

Well, it is a nice wand, I guess... ? o_e

[(Anonymous)]

I never get secrets like this. I don't know how anyone else does it, but isn't that awfully narrow...?

[(Anonymous)]

This. I even tried using the handle-end, because of all the grooves, but it didn't do anything for me at all. /

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe OP is REALLY tight.

[flax.livejournal.com]

I tend to be pretty nonjudgemental, but I'm not going to lie, I still couldn't stop my face from going D: when I read this.

[(Anonymous)]

NO ONE CARES IF YOU WANK TO SNARRY, AND YOU'D BETTER ROLL WITH THAT IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE HERE!

[(Anonymous)]

Real wizards make their own wands.

[(Anonymous)]

Is it just me who has a wand and has never felt the desire to stick it in myself?

Ashamed to be a Potter fan for first time in life.