Someone had to say it. South Park was my first fandom and definitely my most obsessive, and I still like the show, but I'll never write another fic or discuss it with other fans again because of this shit. They're NINE-YEAR-OLDS (or are they ten now?) who have surreal, often violent and inappropriate but usually funny things happen to them. Kenny is not Cartman's tearful slaveboi, Pip isn't Damien's favorite bottom, and Stan and Kyle are [i]friends[/i]. And none of them are pretty goddammit.

Except maybe Pip. I'll give you that one.