9. Then you should probably hate 80% of the people on the internet.

14. I didn't enjoy the first two books, but I recomend 3-5-- those were actually entertaining. I can understand your enjoyment of roleplaying it, though. At first I didn't like the series, but I enjoyed the thought of the Slytherin house. I roleplay a Slytherin, too and I don't really concider myself to be that big of a fan of the books.