fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #1510 ]

⌈ Secret Post #1510 ⌋

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original picture contains child/sexual abuse, trigger warning for the thread discussing this.

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46. http://i52.tinypic.com/2jdl5ap.jpg

If that is serious:

what the fuck

I can't breeeeathe

I... oh, god.

Before I read "Keanu" I thought you had posted some bad fan poetry or something...

CLEANING MYSELF WITH PAIN SOAP.

yep, that is the best line.

"Oh, god" indeed!
Doesn't help that all I can see is in the companion illustration is an upside-down chicken. Or a hamster with cool shades and crooked teeth...

I thought it was a frog sitting in cotton wool.

But the poem is just... amazing. In the bad way.

(no subject)

lemiru.livejournal.com - 2011-02-20 22:48 (UTC) - Expand

kelincihutan.livejournal.com - 2011-02-20 23:04 (UTC) - Expand

lemiru.livejournal.com - 2011-02-20 23:18 (UTC) - Expand

kelmendi.livejournal.com - 2011-02-21 01:21 (UTC) - Expand

valenciapilgrim.livejournal.com - 2011-02-21 02:43 (UTC) - Expand

kelincihutan.livejournal.com - 2011-02-21 03:09 (UTC) - Expand

REGRET SHAMPOO

I don't even care if it's legit or not, I have something new to quote and I suddenly feel tons better about that emo poetry I wrote when I was fourteen and into darkness and shit.

This? Is made of awesome. Or regret shampoo. I'm not sure which.

That is the greatest poem I've ever read in the past four hours.

That is possibly the best thing ever, oh my god. I can't stop laughing and it's making me tear up

"I hate myself face cream"

Okay that's the best poem I've read all day, and I've read two so far today

(Anonymous) - 2011-02-21 00:37 (UTC) - Expand

I would like some alone again silk pajamas please

The last two lines basically admit it's trolling, right?

Oh, my god. I've never laughed so hard at a secret. Thank you, OP, for introducing me to this great poet.

I want icons now.

ALONE AGAIN SILK PAJAMAS ARE THE BEST KIND.

Misery candles.

Keanu, you are an adult, not a kindergoth sitting in a circle of white-faced friends wearing black and exchanging your material around for all to "relate to".

etazere.livejournal.com - 2011-02-21 02:57 (UTC) - Expand

My God I love Sad Keanu, and I agree with this secret. I honestly hope that this is a revenge trolling against his internet fame and the photographer who got that picture of him.

And on a completely unrelated note:

doktordeathray.livejournal.com - 2011-02-21 04:32 (UTC) - Expand

solarbird - 2011-02-21 05:33 (UTC) - Expand

veronica-rich.livejournal.com - 2011-02-21 07:06 (UTC) - Expand

THAT'S RIGHT, KEANU. YOU DON'T DESERVE LOTION.

considering the fact that every place that i've looked this up (including amazon) said this wasn't serious, then yeah, it's not serious. I read that it started as a joke at a party he was at, actually.

I wonder what "Regret Shampoo" smells like. Does it smell like The One That Got Away?