6. I just hope you'll agree that I'm a lesbian and not a bisexual, then, given that I have a gazillion crushes on fictional men and maybe five on fictional women, but never, ever has a man passing me on the street made my head turn.

Disclaimer: I'd really like to call myself a lesbian, but I feel that my fandom crushes prevent that. Please tell me they don't make me any less gay; I need anonymous Internet validation by someone I don't think I've ever met.