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⌈ Secret Post #148 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 98 secrets from Secret Submission Post #022.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, [ 1 ] not!secrets, 0 not!fandom.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Sunday, June 3rd, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: Here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

6. I just hope you'll agree that I'm a lesbian and not a bisexual, then, given that I have a gazillion crushes on fictional men and maybe five on fictional women, but never, ever has a man passing me on the street made my head turn.

Disclaimer: I'd really like to call myself a lesbian, but I feel that my fandom crushes prevent that. Please tell me they don't make me any less gay; I need anonymous Internet validation by someone I don't think I've ever met.

[moebot.livejournal.com]

HEY THERE

I am here with your validation.
I don't think it makes you any less gay. What matters is what you think, not what the world thinks, after all. I went through a similar identity/sexuality crisis, and let me tell you, it's not worth the stressing over whether you're a "real" lesbian or not. If you like girls, you like girls. I don't think fictional characters count, because with fictional characters, it's usually the personalities and quirks that endear them to people, not necessarily whether they're a hot piece of ass or not (well, in most cases amirite).

[ew-younerd.livejournal.com]

FICTIONAL CHARACTERS DO COUNT. IF YOU LIKE A TWELVE YEAR OLD FICTIONAL BOY YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE.

But I agree. I want nothing more than Gai's 2D penis inside of me. And I want nothing less than a real penis inside of me.

[mipeltaja.livejournal.com]

I don't even want Gai's 2D penis inside of me: (which I think is pretty clear indication of my gayness, because sexuality has absolutely nothing to do with wanting to be fucked by Gai. Everyone just does.) because boys are icky D: but I'd gladly let him hold me in his arms forever and ever. 8D OH HAY I COULD BE HIS GAY GIRLFRIEND.

[moebot.livejournal.com]

Even when they're not 2D, I'm not about to judge :(

I mean, I consider myself a pretty big homo, and I still find some real men attractive, but it's sort of like how straight girls will gush and twitter about how hot and sexy Female Actor X is.

idk, lol.

[ew-younerd.livejournal.com]

GET OUT OF THE LESBIAN CLUB.

No, I still will go "DAYUM HE FOINE" (in that exact accent, too) to a really sexy hunky father or manly man...but it's the look but don't want to touch thing.

I only want to touch when I see boobies and vayjays.

[ew-younerd.livejournal.com]

...I like trannies/dickgirls.....

[ew-younerd.livejournal.com]

WAIT I'M JUST KIDDING

I TAKE IT BACK

THAT'S ALREADY IN YOUR INBOX ISN'T IT?

[ew-younerd.livejournal.com]

AHAHAH YOU FELL FOR...MY JOKE...WHAT KIND OF SICK FREAK WOULD I BE IF THAT WERE TRUE? HAHAHA...*PULLS ON COLLAR NERVOUSLY* ..*RUNS OUT OF THE HOUSE, THE SOUND OF A CAR PEELING OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY IS HEARD* *COMES BACK WITH MCDONALDS* *ACTUALLY NEVER COMES BACK*

[militarypenguin.livejournal.com]

My dirty fandom secret is that, call me a prude, but I can't stomach most visual porn. Oral and excessive semen are huge turn-offs for me, and if someone could explain the appeal, that'd be awesome. Semen is no more appealing than snot to me.

But I don't mind looking at guro art and admire the creativity of some of the works. :>

[moebot.livejournal.com]

Heh... most of the me in the drag show I was involved with were pretty obsessed with mine until they realized that they were like 50% padding. :(

Damn you, flat chest. Taking away my popularity >:F

[ew-younerd.livejournal.com]

I'm flat, too!!

Tati's chest: *tips hat to abfluvver's chest* 8D Good day, ma'am. My, is that a two nipple garage? Nice!

[(Anonymous)]

I SAID ANONYMOUS INTERNET VALIDATION but logged in Internet validation is fine too. *cries like an emo thing that cries a lot*

[(Anonymous)]

OOPS SORRY IS THIS BETTER

[(Anonymous)]

Yes thank you. (I was mostly joking about the validation part since I've already decided it doesn't really affect me or my hypotethical girlfriend if someone thinks I'm not a real lesbian, but having received said validation, I feel better nonetheless. Thanks)

[moebot.livejournal.com]

I guessed that you weren't entirely serious with it, I just like hearing myself talk. And type.

[fairness.livejournal.com]

I agree with you there. I find myself obsessing/crushing on fictional men in my fandoms all the time--but IRL I have no interest in men. I've tried being in a relationship with a couple of guys before (because I was scared of being a lesbian) and it literally sickened me to the point where I couldn't do it. All of my sexual experiences that I *enjoyed* were with women, as were any relationships I have that mean anything.

And yet, I still think cartoon men are sexy. :x I've given up on labelling myself at this point, but if I have to, I call myself a "tentative lesbian." In my long history, only one person has defriended me for it.

Not much validation, I guess, but you're not alone~

[ew-younerd.livejournal.com]

You were defriended for it? Laaaaaame.

[the-angelic-sin.livejournal.com]

IAWTC :\

[pretentioustfu.livejournal.com]

I'm where you are. Except I'm ftm trans, so someday I'll be "mostly straight." I'm 99.9 interested in women, but yes, fictional men are cool, and I do have a few crushes on Gackt, Hyde, Masi Oka. . . mostly pretty/nerdy Asian guys. I'm emotionally much more compatible with non-total femme strong women (and I'm much more likely to meet someone who is that than someone who looks like Gackt or Hyde), though, and sexually, the thought of ever being penetrated makes me wince.

6-poster

[(Anonymous)]

I have tons of crushes on fictional men and barely any on fictional women. Whereas in real life, it's only women that do it for me. So I can't fault you on that one.