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⌈ Secret Post #148 ⌋

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...I like trannies/dickgirls.....

WAIT I'M JUST KIDDING

I TAKE IT BACK

THAT'S ALREADY IN YOUR INBOX ISN'T IT?

AHAHAH YOU FELL FOR...MY JOKE...WHAT KIND OF SICK FREAK WOULD I BE IF THAT WERE TRUE? HAHAHA...*PULLS ON COLLAR NERVOUSLY* ..*RUNS OUT OF THE HOUSE, THE SOUND OF A CAR PEELING OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY IS HEARD* *COMES BACK WITH MCDONALDS* *ACTUALLY NEVER COMES BACK*

ROFL THIS READS LIKE AN EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS

XD Hahah that's what I was going for, baby ♥

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...You disgust me. Where did you get it?

Just so I can condemn it and spit on it and burn it and NOT read it. >:[

My dirty fandom secret is that, call me a prude, but I can't stomach most visual porn. Oral and excessive semen are huge turn-offs for me, and if someone could explain the appeal, that'd be awesome. Semen is no more appealing than snot to me.

But I don't mind looking at guro art and admire the creativity of some of the works. :>

I like violence in my porn sometimes, but I hate rape. SO it's hard to find what I like. Maybe that's why the Guts/Casca scene was so hot to me :9 even though it's not an OTP for me.

And yeah, visual porn is usually drawn lame. I hate too much body fluid. WHAT IS UP WITH ALL OF THE DROOLING AND SEMEN FOUNTAINS??

FROSTIIIIIIIIIIIING

YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU SHAKE A BOTTLE OF COKE REALLY HARD AND THEN YOU OPEN IT AND ALL THE FROTH SHOOTS OUT AND SPLATTERS EVERYWHERE? For some reason people think that's how penises work.

Guys, if your penis is doing that, there's probably something wrong with it.

NEVER WILL THE IMAGE LEAVE ME

NEVER

SHAKE IT
SHAKE SHAKE IT
SHAKE IT
SHAKE SHAKE IT
SHAKE IT
SHAKE SHAKE IT
SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE

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"call me a prude, but I can't stomach most visual porn."

OH MY GOD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE?

though im pretty much disgusted my most things sexual, cus im a 19-year-old baby :(

I have the same thing. Written porn I sometimes like. Graphic visual porn, no, never.

I'm asexual and emotionally underdeveloped generally, so that might be something to do with it. I think genitals of both genders look kinda icky. Well, they do. LOOK at them! But if it's written, I don't have to look at the messy bits, I can concentrate on what the characters are saying and doing.

(late reply cus i dun check my email enough lol)

ug yes i know. ive seen people call someone "immature" just because she didnt find the human body all so "beautiful". People can't even think of non-ugly words for ones reproductive organs.

but yea, i can tolerate written a lot more. sometimes i hate going to R/PG-13 movies just because that kinda stuff WILL show up and I WILL get uncomfortable.

Heh... most of the me in the drag show I was involved with were pretty obsessed with mine until they realized that they were like 50% padding. :(

Damn you, flat chest. Taking away my popularity >:F

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I worked backstage! It was pretty fabulous.

--I mean. Not fabulous. Totally wrong. And evil. Because I was around a bunch of MEN and MEN are EVIL especially MEN that DRESS LIKE WOMEN because they are SUBVERTING my own FEMININITY because of their EVIL MALE PATRIARCHAL WAYS.

Also, they instructed me in the art of tucking.

I'm flat, too!!

Tati's chest: *tips hat to

abfluvver's chest* 8D Good day, ma'am. My, is that a two nipple garage? Nice!

Nikk's chest: *doesn't respond because it doesn't exist :(*

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