[ SECRET POST #1558 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1558 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 12 pages, 291 secrets from Secret Submission Post #223.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 - take it to comments ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Hem.

[dadgrit.livejournal.com]

DEAR ANONYMOUS COMMENTER,

IT IS NOT FAIR TO BLAME A CONSUMER OF MEDIA WHEN MEDIA FAILS TO PROVIDE THEM WITH SOMETHING TO RELATE TO.

I AM PROUD THAT A CHARACTER FROM A SILLY WEBCOMIC ABOUT TWEENAGERS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES HAS CONNECTED WITH THE SECRET MAKER ON SOME LEVEL. THE RELATING TO KANAYA IS PROBABLY DUE TO SOME ELEMENTS OF HER BEING A SYMPATHETIC INTELLIGENT GIRL WHO IS SNARKY WITHOUT BEING CRUEL, CARING AND MOTHERLY WITHOUT IT BEING HER DEFINING TRAIT OR THE ONLY ONE THAT DRIVES HER ROLE IN THE STORY, IS VERY CLEARLY QUEER FROM A HUMAN PERSPECTIVE, AND IS EXCEEDINGLY COMPETENT AND TALENTED IN MANY AREAS, INCLUDING COMBAT, WITHOUT SACRIFICING HER FEMINIMITY.

ALSO, I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT SHE IS VERY HOT, THOUGH MY EYES ARE ONLY FOR MS. LALONDE.

THIS IS A DIFFICULT COMBINATION OF CHARACTER TRAITS TO FIND. I THINK OTHER FEMALE CHARACTERS ARE EXELLENT AS WELL, BUT IT CANNOT BE DENIED THAT HIGHLY SKILLED AND COMPETENT FEMALE CHARACTERS THAT ARE TREATED WITH DIGNITY AND RESPECT ARE HARD TO FIND, AND NOT EVERYONE LOOKING FOR ONE WILL FIND ONE. EVEN IF THEY DO FIND ONE, THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING ABOUT THE CHARACTER THAT PUTS THEM OFF, OR MAKES IT HARD TO RELATE TO THEM. MOST FEMALE WARRIORS OF ANY KIND ARE HIGHLY TOMBOYISH, WHICH IS NOT BAD, BUT MIGHT PUT OFF SOMEONE WHO IDENTIFIES WITH A MORE FEMININE PRESENTATION. LIKEWISE, QUEER FEMALE CHARACTERS ARE FREQUENTLY EITHER BUTCH IN PRESENTATION OR OBJECTIFIED AS EYECANDY FOR MEN, WHEREAS KANAYA IS BOTH FEMININE AND NEVER OBJECTIFIED.

MORE EXAMPLES COULD OF COURSE BE PROVIDED, BUT I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND MY POINT, DEAR ANON.

Re: Hem.

[apricot-smudge.livejournal.com]

You have made lots of large!

Re: Hem.

[dadgrit.livejournal.com]

THAT IS BECAUSE THIS IS HOW I CANONLY WRITE. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR NOTICING THE CAPSLOCK.

Re: Hem.

[apricot-smudge.livejournal.com]

Oh you have brightened the evening. Be happy and well writer of large things!

Re: Hem.

[leafing.livejournal.com]

TYPE LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU

:B

[dadgrit.livejournal.com]

Re: :B

[leafing.livejournal.com]

THANKS DAD YOU'RE THE BEST

Re: :B

[dadgrit.livejournal.com]

Re: :B

[leafing.livejournal.com]

DAD YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

jegus fuck egbert. lay off the capslock. only thirteen year old alien douchetards use it these days.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

okay that said yeah i totes get you and agree and all that. a+ would reblog or whatever the hipster kids are doing these days.