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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2011-05-01 04:06 pm

[ SECRET POST #1580 ]

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(Anonymous) 2011-05-01 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
My concept of Telegony is right. Chldren takes some features of all the previous lovers his mother ever had ESPECIALLY the first lover (except if there was a condom), but the Fsther is other man. Even DNA test will tell you the father is that man. But the kid has some features of that first guy...

(Anonymous) 2011-05-01 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
so much bullshit, omfg

(Anonymous) 2011-05-01 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
IKR. I can't... I'm legit speachless right now.

[identity profile] lemon-m.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, that's bullshit.

[identity profile] zyxwvutsrq321.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
UM I think you're full of beans but uh what would that mean for a mother who had lesbian lovers and then married a man and had babies with him???

can lesbians do the telegony too?

[identity profile] judo-creature.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Lesbians don't get to come to this party.

Or any of the parties.

Seeing as lesbians don't exist. 8|

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ARE ATTRACTED TO OTHER WOMEN?!

[identity profile] baaing-tree.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I am so glad that's not true.

Think about some poor person having a kid who looked like their rapist.

(Anonymous) 2011-05-01 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Christ, this whole thing has been elevated from "stupid" to "nightmare fuel"

[identity profile] baaing-tree.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
And you know what? Somewhere, somehow, SOMEBODY HAS MADE A MOVIE LIKE THIS. I would bet my left kidney on it. Just because it's so creepy.

[identity profile] mentalguru.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
For some reason I'm reminded of the weirdness/BS that is homeopathy here anon. (Like water has a 'memory'... uteruses it sound like here under telegony have a memory and affect the... embryo or egg or sperm daddy kins puts in mum? What?)

Our DNA in any case only comesfrom two sources the biological mother and the actual biological father. Just because someones mum might have done the horizontal tango (without protection, hey they had less sex ed then I guess, at least they would with my mum if she ever did) before with someone else long before she met your bio dad doesn't mean you'll suddenly have the same features as that other person.

1 sperm gets to the egg- ONE. There are in fact certain systems in the fertilisation process of humans which mean that other sperm can't get to it and thus only one gets to hit the mother load.

Not even getting into the fact any of that old sperm would only last a day or two.
That would be pretty damn weird. And doesn't make biological sense.

(Anonymous) 2011-05-01 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure anyone who has been in a biology class for 30 seconds can tell you how ridiculous that is

[identity profile] dinerstate.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
My kids would look soooooo much like my right hand.

[identity profile] zyxwvutsrq321.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
mine would look like a bathtub i guess

maybe a shower faucet

THIS IS GETTING TMI SORRY

[identity profile] topwithens.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
I have had so many shower faucet boyfriends :D

[identity profile] zyxwvutsrq321.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
shower faucets are the best dates

you can't really cuddle(unless you take a bath???) but they have no annoying habits or pushy politics :D

[identity profile] chaosmyth.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
this is the best thread in the whole post, seriously xD

[identity profile] zyxwvutsrq321.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
well just envisioning my well-mannered children who are never annoying and look like shower faucets

I have to agree that yes, this thread is pretty great

[identity profile] dinerstate.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Easily replaceable too, if they start to annoy you or you get bored with them!

[identity profile] zyxwvutsrq321.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
or if they start to leak-- I don't even want to think about what that could be a metaphor for actually never mind

[identity profile] topwithens.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
lmao

(Anonymous) 2011-05-02 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait you don't actually believe this, do you? I mean, we're still working out all of the complexities of human genetics, but we've pretty much got the mother and father parts worked out and down pat.

Telegony just sounds like some creepy excuse to shame women into taking few or no lovers before settling down because it would be 'cruel' to the father to make him raise a child with other dude's DNA or some shit.