[ SECRET POST #1606 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1606 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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20. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2011-5/1366895/image.aspx.jpg
[linked for annoying login]


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[Sorority Boys]


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[Hustle]


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[Blur]


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[Reefer Madness]


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[Fallout 3]


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[Lena Meyer-Landrut & Alexander Rybak]


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[Folklore]











[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]










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30. [SPOILERS for Portal 2]



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31. [SPOILERS for Glee]



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33. [SPOILERS for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides]



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35. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]



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36. [TRIGGER WARNING for depression/self-harm]















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #229.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 (trigger/warning for rape/rape in image/underage) - too big ], [ 0 - repeats ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

14. http://fanstudio.ru/archive/20110520/h78r7ZqW.jpg

[loracarol.livejournal.com]

?

What does this secret say? Sorry... ^^;;

[(Anonymous)]

All you need to know is that Matt Smith will never love the OP.

[loracarol.livejournal.com]

OIC.

Not really, but thank you anyway!

[foxybanana.livejournal.com]

kay then.

[kelly-h80.livejournal.com]

I understand the part where you say Matt Smith will never love you but totally lost in translation with the first and last part.

[alliterations.livejournal.com]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[unstoppablei.livejournal.com]

A+

[(Anonymous)]

There's no way reposting an old 4chan meme word-for-word is worth an A+. Maybe a C at best.

[unstoppablei.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't know that it was a meme. Thank you so much condescending to enlighten me.

[ac-123.livejournal.com]

Huh?

Is this about rumors of Johnny Depp in a Disney-fied Doctor Who movie and saying that Johnny Depp is a more accessible and more plausible romantic alternative to Matt Smith or is this just a really badly-written secret?

[billybobfred0.livejournal.com]

Hm, I can't help but imagine that OP fed a bunch of secrets into a travesty generator and this is the result. (even though i am pretty confident that this is not the case)

[sixth-seed.livejournal.com]

Is...that Frith in the background? That's Frith, isn't it.

Why the hell is Watership Down in this secret?

[starsimpulse.livejournal.com]

LMAO. WHAT IS THIS?

[masterfedora.livejournal.com]

*reads secret*
*re-reads secret*
*sniffs drink with suspicion*

[xenoglossy]

Well, at least this comes across as more genuinely ESL than your other secret.

[frigatebird.livejournal.com]

At first I thought it was a poem, or something. Literary allusion, parallel structure, etc... it does look sort of poetic, right?

But then I got to Johnny Depp.

[tinitrinity.livejournal.com]

I'd like a dramatic reading of this secret as I am convinced that this is some sort of new poem-secret.

[octoberdreaming.livejournal.com]

Doctor Who secret? Alice in Wonderland secret? Can't figure it out. >.>