[ SECRET POST #1614 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1614 ⌋


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 09 pages, 218 secrets from Secret Submission Post #231.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[zyxwvutsrq321.livejournal.com]

holy crap that is amazing I love tumblr I just don't understand the magic behind it yet maybe I will some day

...I think I would be okay if the Avengers movie was actually just three hours of Loki poledancing and looking sad and complex-ridden and crying tears of swag

[shampayn.livejournal.com]

tears of swag

TEARS OF SWAG

you are my new favorite person ever ok

also i just need a three hour loki movie

he could be fucking around a palace for three hours and i would watch 20 times

[zyxwvutsrq321.livejournal.com]

wow I feel really honored I am just observing the obvious and his TEARS OF SWAG. Because that's what they are.

Yeah I think he could just be standing there in his helmet and cape and... crying tears of swag... maybe blinking a little bit... and I would watch that movie every day for the rest of my life. Or until I passed out from the swag.

[shampayn.livejournal.com]

loki used /swag/

IT'S SUPER-EFFECTIVE

lol @ us blowing up this thread XD

[zyxwvutsrq321.livejournal.com]

all threads about people being disappointed in the superficiality of pop stars should be filled with appreciation of KING SWAG

i'm not even into guys and i would let king swag cry tears of swag all over my body while he wore his tacky swag cape and tacky swag helmet swoon

[shampayn.livejournal.com]

all threads of everything ever should include KING SWAG appreciation

i would go to the ends of all nine realms just to be in his swag presence

[zyxwvutsrq321.livejournal.com]

every day should be KING SWAG day

i would prob just fall over sobbing tears of joyous second-rate swag if i was in his swag presence the swag would be too intense

and then he would be full of swag complexes so he would be crying tears of swag also and our tears would mix and water the swag ground so swag plants could grow...

[shampayn.livejournal.com]

we will get more and more swag if we eat the swag plants tho?

[zyxwvutsrq321.livejournal.com]

yeah they will bear swag fruit so we can eat it and make fine swag cuisine out of it to serve at king swag's swag birthday party

[shampayn.livejournal.com]

there are no smileys nor emoticons in existence that could possibly accurately describe what i am feeling rn omgggggg

[zyxwvutsrq321.livejournal.com]

the best part is

his birthday

is

EVERY

SINGLE

DAY

OF THE YEAR!!!

[shampayn.livejournal.com]

I CAN TOTALLY ROLL WITH THIS IDEA

he'd have to settle for birthday sex though because i am totes not rich enough to be buying him a present every day

plus he's got a palace so i can't really top that in terms of tangible gifts

[zyxwvutsrq321.livejournal.com]

yeah we'd have to start giving him things like random swag pebbles that we found after awhile

or your idea

i think i'd be really pretty okay with that.

[shampayn.livejournal.com]

we can always take turns you know

i do a day, you the next, then me again, then you again. gotta prevent chafing. plus swag pebbles. we could build him a fountain of swag if we save up enough of the swag tears in swag viles

[zyxwvutsrq321.livejournal.com]

!!!

efficient! it's delicious, and nutritious! but more than that it's swag.

The swag fountain would have to be in the shape of his swag helmet though and swag tears would come out the tips of the swag horns or something

[shampayn.livejournal.com]

oh my GOD i need a visual of this fountain

[zyxwvutsrq321.livejournal.com]

well basically it's like the helmet but bigger and made out of swag pebbles

and it has stripes... because those are swag as hell...

[shampayn.livejournal.com]

omg like this?

(http://tinypic.com?ref=10oog9j)

i wish you could hear how hard i just made myself laugh, holy shit

[zyxwvutsrq321.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY LIKE THAT OMG

yeah I am loling forever I have to go to bed now I can't take it anymore ;___;

OP of this secret if you read this I'm sorry

[shampayn.livejournal.com]

XDD i almost feel bad

if i didn't have fun then i would feel bad, but since this was hilarious i don't feel bad, sorry op if you are reading this