[ SECRET POST #1618 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1618 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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02.
[Yomiko Readman from Read or Die]


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03.
['Spyro The Dragon' and 'Legend of Spyro' ]


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04.
[Harry Potter]


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05.
[The Big Bang Theory]


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06.
[Cinema Bizarre]


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07.
[The World God Only Knows]


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08.
[Football/ FC Barcelona]


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09.
[the Killing]


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10.
[hockey]


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11.
[Persona 3 Portable]


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12.
[lie to me]


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13.
[Goonies]


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14.
[SPN]


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15.
[Gintama]


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16.
[Game of Thrones]


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17.
[Fushigi Yugi]


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18.
[russell howard]


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19.
[Dragon Age 2]


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20.
[Evangelion]


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21.
[Neopets]


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22.
[Andrew Hussie]


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23.
[Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides]


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24.
[Mass Effect]


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25.
[Kanon]


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26.
[Homestuck]


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27.
[Ano Hana]


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28.
[Baseball/SF Giants]


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29.
[X-Men: First Class]


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30.
[Pawn Stars]


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31.
[Go Get A Roomie]


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32.
[Clamp]


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33.
[Parks and Recreation]






Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 075 secrets from Secret Submission Post #231.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 1 - repeats ], [ 1 - unreadable ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

24. http://i56.tinypic.com/fm11sj.png
[Mass Effect]

[micromyni.livejournal.com]

They're an odd-looking race, definitely. But I am VERY curious of what caused their legs to evolve that way and what...advantages they might have.

[kilaen.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing that the people who made them were thinking of dog or cat legs. But, when I look at them, I think that their center of gravity would be very easily disturbed, more easily than humans, and I'm like "THAT'S A STRANGE DESIGN."

[micromyni.livejournal.com]

I think it might have been on purpose. They look fragile as it is, and the feeling that you could tip one of them over with a light shove makes them even more so. Or it just might be my liking for them. (Damn you, Mordin/Kirrahe...)

xeno, fuck yes!!

[lumcheng.livejournal.com]

welcome to the "xeno-family" lol

there's nuthin wrong with you at all :D

[lolapandi.livejournal.com]

Omg anon, there's definitely nothing wrong with you because me too. I wish Mordin had been romanceable so bad, it would have been awesome.

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

There was a secret a short time ago where the OP said something to the effect that they want to believe in Doctor Who canon that humanity survives by "dancing" with other species and evolving along that way.

Secrets like these make me very happy; I feel like they are evidence that we are, indeed, meant someday to go loving our way across the stars.

[(Anonymous)]

I kind of want to see a science fiction universe now, where instead of being wise or intelligent or clever or great at war, man-kind is just really good at fuckin'

There were more intelligent races than mankind. Fierce, more inventive, more wise. They invented few new technologies, made no works of heartbreaking beauty. But no one could equal the humans for pure, bone-melting sex appeal. God DAMN mankind. God damn.

[(Anonymous)]

ngl, you've kind of peaked my interest with this concept. Just to clarify, do you mean that other species all find humans unbearably sexy? Or that human sexual technique is off-the-charts amazing?

[(Anonymous)]

BOTH.

Seriously. Or I mean, if you dislike one of them it's not like I'm super tied to this idea about humans being sex gods.

[(Anonymous)]

I do like the idea of both. Sadly, I'm not a part of the Mass Effect fandom or anything, but I shall be giving this idea some careful consideration...

Thanks for getting my muse's wheels turning, anon! :)

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

YES!

Brothel planets* across the galaxies where you can hire a human...because there's nothing better.

[kilaen.livejournal.com]

Let's seee...

Time Lords would probably take out a book of sex rules and read them during sex.
Daleks would scream "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" Plus, I'm not sure how to have sex with a pepper shaker.
GLaDOS would insult you all the way through.
Oods would sing the "I'm Fucking" song which makes people cry and crying during sex is depressing
Spock would...lawl IDK what Spock would do.
Alien would...um...eat you.
Cybermen don't have dicks.
Kang and Kodos would make lame jokes and laugh for twenty minutes.

Humanity, you're ahead on this one so far. Don't screw it up.

[dgcatanisiri.livejournal.com]

Daleks would scream "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" Plus, I'm not sure how to have sex with a pepper shaker.

No, no, no. The Daleks would scream "FORN-I-CATE!"

[froggie.livejournal.com]

I started reading the second paragraph in Leonard Nimoy's voice...

But no one could equal the humans for pure, bone-melting sex appeal. God DAMN mankind. God damn.

...and then burst out laughing.

A+++++++ WOULD READ AGAIN, ANON. <3

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

I was going for George Takei's voice myself.

[smutgoddess.livejournal.com]

Mass Effect made me realize I'm not adverse to the idea of aliens.

For me I'm not sure if it is all salarians, but I certainly love Mordin. ;)

[dgcatanisiri.livejournal.com]

How cuddly do you find the Collector General? Scale of one to ten. ;P

Seriously, though, I agree. Turians, quarians, and drell, not kicking them outta bed. Or Mordin. Though given how difficult he finds it to stop talking, I probably would have to gag him.

...Does this mean I'm now into salarian bondage? Oh, my sensibilities...!

[cousinmary.livejournal.com]

His head kind of looks like a woman's bustier... and the top a bit like a halter top's ties. I don't know, subliminal imagery at work?

[fauxfaia.livejournal.com]

Look, a long time ago I came to accept the fact that I would choose an alien or a robot or a ROBOT ALIEN to bang over another human

I've also came to accept the fact that I will be Forever Alone, but I'm OK with this as long as games as Mass Effect continue to exist to bring me fantasy material

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not usually a xeno kind of person, but there is just something about salarians that is weirdly appealing. Except Mordin. Heck if I know why, but that is an uncrossable line for me.

Your interests are unorthodox, OP, but there isn't a thing wrong with you. Let's just both hold out for a salarian LI in 3, since Bioware now seems to be in the business of alien dating sims. Salarians or Joker, Bioware. You have to give me one of the two.