[ SECRET POST #1620 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #1620 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


01.
[Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae wo Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai]



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02.
[Hetalia]


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03.
[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha]


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04.
[Michael Silas/Asiel Hardison, Lady Gaga's dancers]


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05.
[Tiger & Bunny]


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06.
[Evangelion]


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07.
[Zero Punctuation]


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08.
[The Catherine Tate Show]


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09.
[Grimgrimoire]


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10.
[wonderful days, guyver, cowboy bebop, texhnolyze, togainu no chi, black lagoon, samurai champloo, aishiteruze baby, tenjo tenge]


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11.
[X-Men: First Class]


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12.
[Tales of the Abyss]


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13.
[Human Target]


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14.
[A Song of Ice and Fire]


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15.
[Masterchef Australia]


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16.
[Sucker Punch]


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17.
[Mystique]


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18.
[Workaholics]


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19.
[Mark Reads]


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20.
[Jamie Campbell Bower ]


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21.
[Hey Arnold!]












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22. [SPOILERS for Homestuck]



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23. [SPOILERS for Gintama]



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24. [SPOILERS for Kamen Rider Kabuto]



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25. [SPOILERS for Loveless]



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26. [SPOILERS for Doctor Who]



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27. [SPOILERS for Mockingjay]



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28. [SPOILERS for Kung Fu Panda 2]

















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29. [TRIGGER WARNING for non-con]



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30. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]

[Game of Thrones]


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31. [TRIGGER WARNING for eating disorders]



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32. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]



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33. [TRIGGER WARNING for transphobia?]



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34. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]

[SPN]


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35. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape, pedophilia]



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36. [TRIGGER WARNING for eating disorders]



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37. [TRIGGER WARNING for self-injury, suicide]

[Manic Street Preachers]






Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #231.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeats ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

20. http://ipic.su/0gfO.png
[Jamie Campbell Bower ]

[(Anonymous)]

Sounds like she and Cassie Clare deserve each other... :\

[havemy-heart.livejournal.com]

These books are about Alec and Magnus for me, so that's the only casting I'd care about. Probably won't see the movies anyway, though.

I think it's hilarious that Alex Pettyfer was supposedly in the running for both Jace and Peeta and ended up being neither.

[shahrizai.livejournal.com]

I read in ontd once that he's a total diva and acts like he's the shit while on set, so people don't want to work with him. It'd be hilarious if his attitude is what kept him from getting popular roles.

[luna-ashes.livejournal.com]

read in ontd once that he's a total diva and acts like he's the shit while on set

Holy shit, he'd be perfect for Jace. XD He wouldn't have to act at all.

[(Anonymous)]

You don't have to take my word for it as I'm anon, but a friend of mine worked with him (not in film) and yeah, he got fired because he thought he was above doing any actual work.

[leafing.livejournal.com]

Hey, in this situation it's a pretty harmless dissatisfaction that you're happy over. I'd chalk it up as a comeuppance for jerk girl rather than you being a jerk.

On that note, my mind immediately went to "City of Boners" as soon as I read the word "orgasm."

[(Anonymous)]

You know what? Mine did too, *before* I read "orgasm". And I'm a straight dude.

Problem, Freud?

[murderershair.livejournal.com]

oh GODDAMMIT now I'll have to see this movie because JCB is like my crack. fortunately, I know of several theaters where I can pay to see a good movie and stroll into a guilty pleasure instead!

[shahrizai.livejournal.com]

I totally love schlocky, romancey fanfic and would probably enjoy City of Bones, but I refuse to read it on the grounds that Cassie Claire wrote it. I'm holding a fandom grudge for a fandom I was never in, 10 years after the fact.

[(Anonymous)]

You are not alone.

+1

[(Anonymous)]

...yep.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know who you're talking about, and maybe she really is annoying enough to deserve that kind of reaction, but damn. The way you phrased this is seriously creepy.

[danaphilip.livejournal.com]

Anyone who would prefer Alex Pettyfer over Jamie Campbell Bower just...wat. idgi

Ewww. Cassie Clare secret.

[(Anonymous)]

Have to shower now...

[(Anonymous)]

ANON. I can't believe it but I think I know what this secret is about. We are talking about the Russian side of the fandom, right?

op

[(Anonymous)]

No. That girl is from my uni, and as far as I know she's Australian.

Re: op

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

Then we have two cases of very similar meltdown out there.

Re: op

[(Anonymous)]

what's about Russian fandom?

Re: op

[(Anonymous)]

Uhm, be more specific? I just saw someone in the Russian CoB fandom melt down exactly in the same fashion.

[vaultedthewall.livejournal.com]

I'm fucking pissed too. Because I love JCB and there's no way on god's green earth I am going to see that piece of shit movie. JAMIE STOP DOING BAD MOVIES YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THIS UNMITIGATED BULLSHIT.

[lljscrawls.livejournal.com]

GARY COLEMAN: "Right now you are down and out, and feelin' really crappy."
NICKY: "I'll say."
GARY COLEMAN: "And when I see how sad you are, it sort of makes me . . . happy . . ."
NICKY: "Happy?!"
GARY COLEMAN: "Sorry, Nicky -- human nature! There's nothin' I can do! It's schadenfreude -- makin' me feel glad that I'm not you!"
NICKY: "Well, that's not very nice, Gary!"
GARY COLEMAN: "I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!"

GARY: "Didja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?"
NICKY: "Yeah."
GARY: "And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters fallin' on their asses?"
NICKY: "Sure."
GARY: "And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy watchin' people out in the rain?"
NICKY: "You bet!"
GARY: "That's schadenfreude -- people takin' pleasure in your pain."

NICKY: "'Schadenfreude,' huh . . . what's that, some kinda Nazi word?"
GARY: "Yup! It's German for happiness at the misfortune of others!"
NICKY: "Happiness at the misfortune of others . . . that IS German!"

NICKY: "Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken!"
GARY: "Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!"
NICKY: "Being on an elevator when somebody shouts 'hold the door!'"
GARY: "Oh yeah."
BOTH: "NO! Schadenfreude!"
GARY: "Fuck you, lady, that's what stairs are for!"

NICKY: "Ooh, how about straight-A students getting Bs?"
GARY: "Exes getting STDs!"
NICKY: "Waking doormen from their naps!"
GARY: "Watching tourists reading maps!"
NICKY: "Football players getting tackled!"
GARY: "CEOs getting shackled!"
NICKY: "Watching actors never reach--"
BOTH: "--the ending of their Oscar speech!"

BOTH: "Schadenfreude!" x4

GARY: "The world needs people like you and me, who've been knocked around by fate! 'Cause when people see us, they don't wanna be us, and that makes them feel great!"
NICKY: "Sure! We provide a vital service to society!"
BOTH: "You and me! Schadenfreude, making the world a better place -- making the world a better place -- making the world a better plaaaaaace to beeeee!"

GARY: "S - C - H - A- D - E - N - F - R - E - U - D - E!"