[ SECRET POST #1650 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1650 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 09 pages, 207 secrets from Secret Submission Post #236.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - hit/ship/spiration ], [ 1 2 - omgiknowthatotherOP ], [ 0 - repeats ]
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[wrestlingdog.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming they're referring to all the porn in fandom.

[kallanda-lee.livejournal.com]

The only thing I can think of is...people masturbating while reading. Literally.

[kilaen.livejournal.com]

"But whether James really did take off Snape's pants, Harry never found out."

"Harry was to be found, yet again, kneeling on the floor of Snape's office."

"Harry's heart began to pump very fast indeed. Defense against external penetration?"

" 'I'm his head of house and I shall decide how hard or otherwise to be.' "

"Something silver white, something enormous erupted from the end of his wand."

" "He came last night, when you were in bed." "

"Harry stuffed his wand hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."

"[Harry] pushed the door ajar and peered inside--and a horrible scene met his eyes. Snape and Filch were inside, alone. Snape was holding his robes above his knees."

[biodamper.livejournal.com]

Oh, lol.

[shishiomaru.livejournal.com]

*slow clap* You, sir or madame, win at innuendo.

[ikabod11.livejournal.com]

Don't forget: "Ron ejaculated loudly." (Pg. 242 U.S hardcover edition of OotP)

[brementroupe.livejournal.com]

I fraking love that line. My boyfriend and I combine that line with one of the many, "Geroff me, Harry!" lines and the result are many immature giggles.

[bloodrivendream.livejournal.com]

"[Harry] pushed the door ajar and peered inside--and a horrible scene met his eyes. Snape and Filch were inside, alone. Snape was holding his robes above his knees."
--I remember taking that as sexual innuendo when I first read the book as a child, at the age of 8.
I thought there was something going on between Snape and Filch. Even though now it is not a pairing I would ship at all.

[frostoria.livejournal.com]

When I read the first two, I thought they were actually from slash fics *facepalm* I applaud your list for being too convincing

[icarian-ink.livejournal.com]

seconded!