[ SECRET POST #1669 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #1669 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Spiderman/Hellblazer]


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[The Coldfire Trilogy]


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[Death Note]


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[Law & Order: SVU]


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08. http://i.imgur.com/DjgOe.gif
[linked for flashing .gif (OP's warning)]


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09. http://i51.tinypic.com/28hloxg.jpg
[linked for gag-porny; Menage a 3]


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10. http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/9436/14994542.png
[linked for nudity; the Meek]


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[500 days of summer]


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[Legends of the Hidden Temple]


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[Cardcaptor Sakura]


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[Sailor Moon]


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23.
(Megaman Legends 3)


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24.
(Winners & losers)


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25.
[Doctor Who]


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[Stan Lee]


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[Captain America]


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[Chachamaru, GACKTJob]


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[Alice's adventures in Wonderland and through the looking glass]


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[Downton Abbey]


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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]














34. [SPOILERS for the Dreamer]



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35. [SPOILERS for The Powerpuff Girls Movie]



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36. [SPOILERS for Tiger & Bunny]



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37. [SPOILERS for HP]



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39. [SPOILERS for HP]



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40. [SPOILERS for Tales of Symphonia ]



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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]














41. [TRIGGER WARNING for eating disorders]



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42. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]



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43. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]



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44. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]



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45. [TRIGGER WARNING for suicide]



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46. [TRIGGER WARNING for sexual harrassment]



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47. [TRIGGER WARNING for stalking]



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48. [TRIGGER WARNING for suicide]



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49. [TRIGGER WARNING for suicide]

[Rudyard Kipling/Jungle Book]















Notes:

Anon meme tomorrow at noon Eastern.

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #238.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ], [ 1 - ships it ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

09. http://i51.tinypic.com/28hloxg.jpg
[linked for porny; Menage a 3]

[chelonianmobile.livejournal.com]

Personally, I don't like it when people say "no member of X group behaves in manner Y". Unless you've personally interviewed every member of X group, you can't make that claim.

[kallanda-lee.livejournal.com]

I always find it baffling when people state no-one thinks like that". Right, because they're mind readers.

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, WHAT? THIS is porny?

Kind of disappointed now...talk about false advertising lol.

[(Anonymous)]

Nobody can clam an entire group of people only think or behave one way. That is crazy.

P.S. That comic strip seems pretty true of the bi girls I know personally, in fact. So, yep, they do exist.

[(Anonymous)]

This comic looks obnoxious as fuck

[dinerstate.livejournal.com]

Came here to say this. \:

[(Anonymous)]

That's because it is.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous

OP

[(Anonymous)]

It's basically "Archie" with sex jokes instead of "wholesome" jokes. I grew up with Archie, so I'm vaguely amused by the existence of an 'adult' version. YMMV...

[omorka.livejournal.com]

Heh - I don't act like that, and never would, but once in a very long while I kind of wish I had the huevos to pull it off for a couple of hours.

[mskye.livejournal.com]

I love the fact that you used the word "huevos." Do you, perchance, use HUEVOS SPLASH?

[darlas-mom.livejournal.com]

Fuck, you just made orange juice come out my nose, but it was totally worth it.

[sensualcoco.livejournal.com]

I don't really act like Zii, but I certainly think like her.

[(Anonymous)]

There are enough people out there that there's always bond to be someone out there who acts a certain way. That doesn't necessarily make it "realistic," though.

[(Anonymous)]

Ach, I hear you OP. My aunt's gay friend likes to talk about how 'lipstick lesbians' are a male fantasy that doesn't exist. It's very frustrating.

Apparently if you act in a way that a man might find attractive, you're belittling your own existence.

[(Anonymous)]

Stereotypical straight male fantasy involves a woman trying to get him into bed with another guy? Color me skeptical.

[darlas-mom.livejournal.com]

My sympathies, OP.

...the onomatopoeia in this secret is kinda boggling me, though. Breasts say goosh? This seems like something from a perverted See-n-Say.

[murderershair.livejournal.com]

honestly, I like the total weirdness of the onomatopoeia- it's like there's a little announcer declaring things

GOOSH! SLAP! etc

[(Anonymous)]

The comic is drawn/partially written by a bisexual woman you know? So presumably she agrees with you. The real problem with it is that Zii is a bit creepy and the comic is obnoxious and badly written.

[childings.livejournal.com]

I thought a woman made this.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, while you may act like this I don't think the majority of bisexual woman do. The way the character is protrayed certainly doesn't look like realistic woman and more like wank fantasy.

[relmneiko.livejournal.com]

Gee, Zii never struck me as a straight male wank fantasy. I alwas thought she was hilarious. But this is coming from a straight girl, so what do I know. (And I actually like Menage a Trois, which is apparently some kind of cardinal sin these days).