[ SECRET POST #1678 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1678 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 07 pages, 167 secrets from Secret Submission Post #240.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - hit/ship/spiration ], [ 0 - omgiknowthem ], [ 0 - take it to comments ], [ 0 - repeats ]
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

26. http://i54.tinypic.com/35c35s7.png

[megabluelove.livejournal.com]

Didnt harry like completely wrap his arms in a bear hug with him? Cuz I would think just grabbing his clothes would have been more... hrmm fitting?

[miezen.livejournal.com]

ngl so did I. I was watching and thinking "...What on earth are they even doing they aren't seriously going to..." and had to breathe a sigh of relief when they didn't.

[helenadax.livejournal.com]

He was just jealous because Voldemort had hugged Draco XD

[kilaen.livejournal.com]

You missed a couple of movies, didn't you? Here's this totally-from-the-movie screengrab that I made for you.

[sapphirecrow.livejournal.com]

SO DID I

and then I burst out laughing in the cinema, and it was silly.

[punishermax.livejournal.com]

Could you imagine a more awkward Meet the Parents scenario as those two meeting the Weasly family?

"Okay, so two things....I'm gay..."

~gasps from everyone but Ginny~

"Eh...~shrugs~ he was always calling me Cedric when we made out"

"and I'm dating Voldemort...."

"~gasps from everyone~

THIS SUMMER

~wacky music plays as Voldemort starts making cookies in the Weasly kitchen. The twins stare in horror as he pulls out, in shock, a plate of burnt sugar cookies~

"OH NO!"

~one slips off the plate, it's so hot it burns through his "Ghetto Princess" sweat pants leaving a dark hole~

"I've had a dark mark before...BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS"
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE DARK LORD...

~ cut to dinner, Molly weakly hands a bottle of wine to a drunken Voldemort~

"AND THEN ! AND THEN....BOTH OF EM...HAHAHAHAHA...THEY WENT INSANE...AFTER ALL THOSE CRUCIOS!.."

~music screeches to a halt as it's shown that Neville is at the table. Harry rolls his eyes~

"Awwwwkward..."

HAS TO MAKE HIS IN-LAWS....

~Voldemort is playing Volleyball with Hermoine, she purposefully hits him in the face~

"YOU FILTHY MUD-"

~shocked gasps!~

"...face?"

FEEL LIKE PURE BLOODED KINGS!?

~Voldemort and Arthur are in the car, Voldemort switches the radio to "Mover Like Jagger" Arthur switches it to classical, this happens for over a minute until~

"NO ONE TOUCHES THE DARK LORD'S TOP 40 STATION!"

STARRING DANIAL RADCLIFFE, RALPH FIENNES AND WITH A SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY ICE CUBE

"Damn, that Dark Lord got some dark MOVES!"

THIS SUMMER

WHEN HARRY MET VOLDY

RATED PG-13

[danaphilip.livejournal.com]

I am 99.99% sure that was the point.

[sakikotetsu.livejournal.com]

LOL I did too. Glad I wasn't alone.

[emobus.livejournal.com]

ME TOO, and I saw this with my BF, who doesn't even realize Harry Potter slash exists (bless his heart), and he said the same thing

[jump2narnia.livejournal.com]

And then there's the fact that Voldemort tied Harry up in chains and OMG CANNOT UNSEE!

[stunt-muppet.livejournal.com]

Oh thank god it wasn't just me who thought that.

[(Anonymous)]

OMG! Me too! :D
And I kinda thought their scene was hot in some weird way. I was just thinking "Hmm, maybe there'll be more Harry/Voldy shippers now."

[(Anonymous)]

lol so did I.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Woulda been so hot, no lie.

*goes back to read Harry Potter and the Jealous Husband (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2959611/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Jealous_Husband) for the 1,000th time*

[kaasen.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found this scene weirdly romantic. I didn't think they were going to kiss but it was just... it seemed just really bizarre and almost intimate to me.

[(Anonymous)]

ME TOO! It added a whole other fantastic subtext.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't ship them, but thought the same.

[opal-skies.livejournal.com]

ME TOO.

[billybobfred0.livejournal.com]

All I could think about that scene was "Are you trying to whip the shippers into a frothy mess of Harry/Voldy? Cause that's what you're doing."

Well, that and "Man this 3-D is STILL so underwhelming," but that's nothing to do with the secret.

[hells-hikari.livejournal.com]

Me too. XD Not when I saw it the first time, but the second time, all I could think of was "You jump, I jump."

[murderershair.livejournal.com]

"LET'S END THIS HOW IT STARTED"

ME (TURNING TO MY MOM): WAIT, THEY STARTED IT MAKING OUT? WHAT?

*HARRY LEAPS INTO VOLDEMORT'S ARMS*

ME: UHHHHH

*THEY FALL*

ME: UHHHH I DO NOT THINK THAT IS HOW THEY STARTED IT UNLESS VOLDEMORT DECIDED TO BURP HARRY BEFORE AVADA KADAVRA-ING HIM

in short, wtf was that scene

[shampayn.livejournal.com]

it totes looked like it, lol don't even feel bad, dan like wrapped his arms around his neck

[(Anonymous)]

I really need to go watch the dang movie.

[(Anonymous)]

Whenever I see that part I always mentally dub over "MAKEOUT WITH ME!"