[ SECRET POST #1679 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1679 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 06 pages, 136 secrets from Secret Submission Post #240.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - hit/ship/spiration ], [ 0 - omgiknowthem ], [ 0 - take it to comments ], [ 0 - repeats ]
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

27. http://i.imgur.com/cF1OB.png

[(Anonymous)]

You are heterophobic.

[(Anonymous)]

http://fandomsecrets.livejournal.com/733041.html?thread=464534897#t464534897

c:

[fierceawakening.livejournal.com]

Is it just me, or should this be a TITC? I swear it's a version of a recent secret that replaces "gay" with "straight" and maybe changes a couple details.

[myrioddity.livejournal.com]

Yep, it is. I remember the original secret, too.

[misty-days.livejournal.com]

This is pretty much an exact copy of that other secret but with "gay" replaced by "straight".

[(Anonymous)]

http://fandomsecrets.livejournal.com/733041.html

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Nice trolling, OP.

[aquaricom.livejournal.com]

yep. You are Heterophobic

[(Anonymous)]

http://fandomsecrets.livejournal.com/733041.html?thread=464534897#t464534897

[(Anonymous)]

yeah this is word for word a secret from a few weeks ago except changed from "gay" to "straight"

[joshua-glass.livejournal.com]

10/10 for hopefully helping people realize how DUMB the secret from last week was that was this, word for word, except about slash.

Personal preferences are personal people. Stop acting like it's your dick and you must wave it in peoples faces.

[megalomaniageek.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't treating it like a dick be preferable, assuming one complies with nudity laws? As in, "Enjoy it in the privacy of your own home or with somebody with whom you feel comfortable, but don't feel the need to go waving it around in public."

[(Anonymous)]

LOL @ the people taking this secret seriously. This exact same secret was posted a little while ago, only the OP had a problem with gay stories instead of straight ones. You go, nonnie! Show them how idiotic they sound.

[(Anonymous)]

How ~witty~ of you, OP. Barely anyone agreed with the original secret so I don't see your point in reversing it.

0/10

[(Anonymous)]

Well played, good sir. I c wat u did thar, and had a hearty laugh in the process.

[zikadee.livejournal.com]

Not gonna lie, this is the awesomest lazy troll ever.

I lol'd.

[zoey-says.livejournal.com]

"...the fact that around 90%..."

That made me think of Barney pulling non-facts from out of his ass. Even though sex does sell, I doubt that's true. You sound like a troll. Or a wannabe troll. Either way, you sound incredibly judgmental and narrow-minded. Possibly whiny too. :/

But hey, that's just my opinion.

[jump2narnia.livejournal.com]

LOL I see that this is a response to that one secret where Anon stated that they won't read something with gay people because 90% it involves hot guys doing hot things with other hot guys. XD Verrry clever, Anon. It definitely goes both ways.

[(Anonymous)]

lol

I get that this is a troll secret but I more or less stay away from staight fic too, just not my thing. It's funny how people seem to get so weirded out by this like it's impossible for someone to only prefer reading slash/femmslash.

[kallanda-lee.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha.

Well played.

Oh, and the "genre" at the end - epic.

[granular.livejournal.com]

You'd be a better troll if you weren't so darn obvious about it ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Take it to comments, sweetheart.

[danaphilip.livejournal.com]

I don't think heterophobia is a real thing.

[la-petite-singe.livejournal.com]

Didn't this happen a LONG time ago? I seem to recall a friend of mine talking about how someone did this at fanficrants or something; reposted someone's "OMG straight people scare me :(" rant and changed it to gay to make a point. But I guess these things are necessary more than once in fandom. IDEK.

Obvious troll is obvious.

[(Anonymous)]

Though I give you props for trolling on that bullshit secret from last week