[ SECRET POST #1680 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1680 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 102 secrets from Secret Submission Post #240.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - hit/ship/spiration ], [ 0 - omgiknowthem ], [ 0 - take it to comments ], [ 0 - repeats ]
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

04. http://i.imgur.com/rFEJF.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

The Knights must be interesting...

[formula-410.livejournal.com]

I suddenly have a much greater desire to learn to play chess properly.

[(Anonymous)]

~the Knight falls off his horse, hitting the ground hard. He lets out a breath as he slams into the hard gravel. He coughs and spits up blood, looking in anger at his conqeurer. The Bishop stands, a smug grin on his face, adjusting his tall crowned hat~


"Well, well, well...Looks like your little pony had a little accident?"

~the bishops lizard like grin fills the knight with hate and disgust. He looks at his noble steed, it breathes heavily, the wound causing it pain."

"Damn you foul priest, let him die in peace!"

~The bishop tut tuts, chuckling. He walks to the knight and kneels in front of him and move his head forward. His hand slowly reaches for the knights leg.~

"Well....looks like we are at an impasse..."

~the bishops smells of stale wine and death, a foul stench that causes the knight to wretch. He would get up, get up and attack the bishop, but his leg is mangled beyond recognition. He is helpless as the bishop moves his wretched hand up his leg, to his inner thigh. He lets out a breath, closes his eyes and thinks of his Queen.~

~flash cut~

"God fucking dammit Jake, can we play chess ONCE without you jacking off under the table!?"

[(Anonymous)]

...MOAR, damn you.

[masked-creator.livejournal.com]

Oh God, this should not be as funny as it is.

[vethica.livejournal.com]

This is actually really intriguing. :|a

[punishermax.livejournal.com]

I think I unconsciously forgot to log in so I wouldn't have to explain why I wrote a borderline sex fic based on god damn chess.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Why do I find this so amusing? Why?

[brandiweed.livejournal.com]

Mel Brooks totally beat you to this.

[(Anonymous)]

I occasionally do this when I PvP in online games... Makes the losing a bit less infuriating.

[intoalkaseltzer.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

...oh man. Do people write chess fanfiction?

Please say yes.

[typhlogirl.livejournal.com]

I want to play chess with you, OP

[(Anonymous)]

This is kind of funny to me because I just finished re-reading the first HP book. All I could think of was this secret was made by Ron Weasley.

[crownedapple.livejournal.com]

In the books, the pieces actually move and attack... so... you could probably mod a board to do other things that just kill. Just sayin'.